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Last Online: 7/3/11

Est. February 18, 2004
karlaswan
I'm Karla. I never thought I would be a writer when I was thinking of what to do when I grew up.But ever since I joined the Mary Poppins Reading Club, I've been hooked. Writing is cathartic therapy. I'm proud and grateful to be a published author.To get to the good stuff, go straight to My Demented Humor Folder. This contains excerpts from my book, Dog-Almighty!But be warned, it's not for the squeemish or pious.Karla

My Demented Humor   [18+]   24 Items
Depression-Related Humor. Not for the faint of heart!

The Mexico Connection   [13+]   8 Items
More humor for the depressed - served with guacamole!

Nicky's Gift  [18+]   30 Entries
4 Teens stumble through their senior year and into a killer's spree. . .

Wicked Women   [13+]   10 Items
Here is where I keep my short stories, horror/ghost genre (mainly). All featuring women.

Sisters In Arms Book Chapters   [E]   7 Items
Part dark drama, part madcap romp

Unfinished Short Stories   [18+]   6 Items
A collection of shorts. All unfinished as I am a great opener, but horrible closer.

My BLOG  [18+]   39 Entries
uh-oh. A place where I can really tell the truth?

Some pictures   [13+]   5 Items
What I look like when I'm not depressed.

Karla's Writer Bio  [------]   1.3 KB
Brief bio of Karla Cruz

A Righteous Design  [13+]   14 Entries
Based on a true story, a young artist's work is stolen. But justice served is so sweet!

Drunk Bookends  [13+]   3.6 KB
Epiphanies can come from the strangest sources

I Was So Embarassed  [13+]   1.5 KB
Where NOT to give yourself a, uh, ummm exam?

Life is Like a Paragraph  [E]   0.7 KB
Most of life is suffering. The high points are the commas and exclamations.

I Talk to Dead People  [E]   2.4 KB
Do you pray to those who have passed on? I do.

Writings on Menopause   [18+]   5 Items
This is where I complain about menopause

UWW Novel Workshop Assignments   [18+]   12 Items
Ultimate Writing Workshop Novel Group Assignments files here

Prose   [13+]   23 Items
Prose, poem-ish while trying to stay alive

Some Quotes to Help You Get By  [E]   2.2 KB
A collection of quotes specifically for creative and sensitive people.