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Simple Dykie
My name is Patrick Dykie, and I live in the Eastern United States. I'm an amatuer writer, who has never been published, but that will soon change. With hard work, and the help of many excellent writers here at WDC, I've finally finished my first book. It is a collection of short stories called: "Simple Observations - A humorous look at the absurdity of the world around us." The book is a collection of seventy-one short stories about people, places, things, animals, and popular culture. The book is being published by Aperture Press, and will be available by late February in bookstores, and at the Amazon.com bookstore in the comedy section.

Love and Hot Water  [E]   4.9 KB
A humorous look at what it really means to love someone.

Is That a Knock at the Door?  [E]   7.1 KB
A humorous look at those often annoying and inconvenient knocks at our front doors.

My Journey to Grumpiness  [E]   7.4 KB
A humorous look at a man's slow, but steady journey to becoming a grumpy old man

The Promise  [E]   1.8 KB
Two men; seperated by circumstances, and a promise made.

Simple Observations-X-mas Decorations  [ASR]   7.8 KB
A humorous look at Holiday decorations

Simple Observations-The Beach  [E]   14.0 KB
A humorous look at a vacation trip to the seashore.

Simple Observations-Hospitals  [E]   13.0 KB
A comedic look at a visit to a hospital.

The Life of William Conrad Chesterton  [E]   13.2 KB
The life of a very special boy who faces the world with hope and optimism.

FOREVER  [E]   13.8 KB
A journey through time, and a spiritual awakening.

Simple Observations-Hair Salons  [E]   8.2 KB
Humorous look at a man's first visit to a Hair Salon

Simple Observations-Camping  [E]   13.8 KB
An absurd look at a man's first and possibly last camping trip

Simple Observations-Diets  [E]   9.4 KB
A humorous look at diets

The Chase  [E]   9.3 KB
A story of a man, his dog, and a valuable lesson learned.