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Est. July 26, 2005
Hi. I am currently 14 years old or at least that's what the government officials tell me. Although I first entered this world as a particularily ruthless fetus I eventually grew into the CEO of the massive corporation you know as..um...I enjoy what with the writing. You'll notice though that my stories may disturb and unsettle you. This is because they are disturbing and unsettling. I enjoy spleen.

Hi. My Name is Fred. Johnson.  [E]   3.9 KB
A DEADPAN biographical story about a man named Fred Johnson and his exciting life.

Spoof of "The Raven"  [E]   9.0 KB
A spoof of "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe. Yes, I am aware the ending is horrible.

Julius Caesar  [E]   2.2 KB
A famous moment in history, with perhaps some tweaks.

Hello Billy  [E]   4.1 KB
It's supposed to be darkly comedic. Force yourself to laugh.