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rosewater49

Married with 6 kids and 4 grandkids. My wife was born in Havana and is a hoot. I love cooking, reading, and writing. I also like rock, blues, and classical music. I play the harmonica and used to play the guitar and banjo. I grew up on a farm and had a horse. I am an engineer. I like offbeat humor. Even though I have written all humor items, I read a lot of history, classic literature, and fiction; very little humor though I am a huge fan of Woody Allen and Groucho Marx. Used to love Mystery Science Theater 3000 too.

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	+	#1810104 Veggies [E] 6.2 KB Dialog at a restaurant Genres: Comedy :: Food/Cooking :: Satire Created: Sep 13 2011 at 4:13pm EDT Last Modified: Sep 14 2011 at 2:55pm EDT
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	+	#1801745 The Village Idiot [E] 17.6 KB Humorous tale of life on the farm. Genre: Comedy Created: Aug 13 2011 at 4:59pm EDT Last Modified: Aug 13 2011 at 4:59pm EDT
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	+	#1809044 Star Lites [ASR] 7.0 KB Humorous airline magazine story of a new starlet Genres: Comedy :: Satire Created: Sep 09 2011 at 10:37am EDT Last Modified: Sep 09 2011 at 10:37am EDT
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	+	#1854493 This Could Have Happened [E] 5.5 KB Story of long ago Genres: Comedy :: Animal :: History Created: Mar 12 2012 at 12:40pm EDT Last Modified: Mar 14 2012 at 10:02am EDT
Fiction No ratings.
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	+	#1821986 The Selection [13+] 3.5 KB Some of those on the inside want to see those on the outside Genres: Fantasy :: Mystery :: Sci-fi Created: Oct 28 2011 at 10:47am EDT Last Modified: Oct 28 2011 at 10:47am EDT
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	+	#1821583 Flight West [E] 11.7 KB Two passagers on a flight to LA discuss a life Genres: Family :: Relationship Created: Oct 26 2011 at 4:05pm EDT Last Modified: Oct 26 2011 at 4:05pm EDT
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	+	#1817268 Rocket O Mine [13+] 11.7 KB Man and rocket confront obstacles Genres: Comedy :: Nonsense :: Scientific Created: Oct 10 2011 at 12:05pm EDT Last Modified: Oct 10 2011 at 12:05pm EDT
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	+	#1810104 Veggies [E] 6.2 KB Dialog at a restaurant Genres: Comedy :: Food/Cooking :: Satire Created: Sep 13 2011 at 4:13pm EDT Last Modified: Sep 14 2011 at 2:55pm EDT
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	+	#1809048 Book Club Topics of Discussion [E] 1.9 KB Humorous take on book club topics of discussion Genres: Comedy :: Nonsense Created: Sep 09 2011 at 11:03am EDT Last Modified: Sep 09 2011 at 11:03am EDT
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	+	#1809044 Star Lites [ASR] 7.0 KB Humorous airline magazine story of a new starlet Genres: Comedy :: Satire Created: Sep 09 2011 at 10:37am EDT Last Modified: Sep 09 2011 at 10:37am EDT
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	+	#1808858 River Folk - Part 1 [ASR] 8.5 KB Humorous tale of an unfortunate child that takes matters into her own hands Genres: Comedy :: Fantasy Created: Sep 08 2011 at 2:16pm EDT Last Modified: Sep 08 2011 at 2:44pm EDT
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	+	#1808852 Strategies for Drunken Louts [13+] 5.3 KB How to outwit your wife (or other) after an unfortunate night of drinking Genres: Comedy :: Men's :: Self Help Created: Sep 08 2011 at 1:59pm EDT Last Modified: Sep 08 2011 at 1:59pm EDT
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	+	#1801745 The Village Idiot [E] 17.6 KB Humorous tale of life on the farm. Genre: Comedy Created: Aug 13 2011 at 4:59pm EDT Last Modified: Aug 13 2011 at 4:59pm EDT
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