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Est. December 13, 2005
Schlappa
I'm Andy, up here in cold Illinois. Some people around here may know me, since I've been bouncing around writing websites since I was twelve. I guess that might have been a mistake, since I was not mature enough to accept criticism, and got discouraged easily. Right now, I’m just trying to keep up school and my writing, which, as I've aged, has become somewhat harder to do. I've got some blogs up on MySpace; Schlappa’s my name there, so check that out. Hope you enjoy my writing! ~A

Steak Aficionado  [ASR]   6.9 KB
A satire of Franz Kafka's 'Hunger Artist'

Gevangenis Di Sogno  [13+]   36.3 KB
A satire/interpretation of Dante's Inferno

Terminal Appetite  [13+]   18.2 KB
Cameron, a security checkpoint guard, meets a cannibal.