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Bernie Thomas
Hi! I'm Bernie. I've been away for a while working on a novel. But I want to thank you for dropping in again. I've reactivated most of my stuff, and below you'll find humor, a little horror, a couple of old fashion detective serials, and chapters of the novel I've sweated over for the past year. Please pull up a chair and make yourself at home. All comments are welcomed and encouraged, and I look forward to YOUR opinion. To contact me outside of Writing.com, email scribe59@Hotmail.com. Best regards,Bernie

Movie Reviews   [E]   7 Items
If the critics hate them, they must be good.

Poetry   [------]   1 Items
There's only one, but sometimes it's the only way.

Old Fashion P.I. Serials   [E]   2 Items
Old Fashion Detective Serials, sort of. Greyson Sloane returns in a couple of P.I. spoofs.

My Columns - Writing.Comedy Lounge N.L.   [E]   2 Items
Columns I've written for the WRITING.COMedy Lounge Newsletter

Message  [18+]   10.9 KB
For father's with daughters-on Hallowen. You might want to think twice about her costume.

LDL 159  [13+]   7.4 KB
I had my annual physical the other day.

The Dog Sitterer  [E]   11.2 KB
From time to time, my son asks me to watch his dog.

Green Bread  [13+]   17.6 KB
What can happen if you don't heed superstitions and old wives tales

No Critters At The Beach  [13+]   10.1 KB
My first camping trip vacation.

On Shopping—With Women  [E]   5.4 KB
My girlfriend needs a new dress for a wedding, and takes me shopping.

Coming Up Catholic  [13+]   11.3 KB
On my return to the church. Re-edited and re-posted.

With Age, Comes Stuff  [18+]   15.6 KB
In growing older. Re-posted at the request of a special friend.

New York Girls  [E]   5.3 KB
Understanding my New York girlfriend's dialect

Trauma By Weather  [E]   6.1 KB
My girlfriend's weather phobia

“Zzzz… Zzzz... Zzzz.”  [18+]   6.0 KB
Post romantic interlude

What's It Called, Again?  [E]   2.9 KB
Opinion on the fast fix.

Jumpin’ Jiminy  [13+]   6.1 KB
My girlfriend's phobia.

I, Monk  [13+]   5.0 KB
As one grows older, their behaviors change.

Honey? Why Do They Call It A Pigskin?  [E]   5.7 KB
Teaching my girlfriend football