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Est. May 21, 2009
Odd_One_Out
I carry a briefcase. It is filled with sand. I have nothing to do with my time, so I collect restraining orders from celebrities. In the acrid plateaus of North Eastern Tibet, the nomads call me "Deft-Swing Freddy" on account of my toast-proficient boomerang skills. And my name. Which is Fred. They aren't a particularly formative people, but they do make a delicious stew. I plan to one day own a van. I'll drive it around. And around. Life is the BEST.

The Circus Mirror Sessions   [E]   3 Items
The 'Uh Oh, I'm Being Serious' Folder. Stuff I can actually be bothered to redraft. Enjoy!

Adult Items (creative writing)   [18+]   4 Items
Stories, excerpts and chapters. All adult.

Experimantal / Abstract Poetry   [13+]   3 Items
Post-modern / avant-garde poetry. Playing with form, language, ideas etc.

Poetry (practice pieces and drafts)   [13+]   11 Items
A place for poems written in some sort of traditional or existing form.