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Est. August 11, 2011
Jemeema
When I was born, my parents abandoned me in a rubbish bin because I was so ugly. A hobo named Chiken found me and let me live in his luxury cardboard box.One day,Chiken left me on a boat while he went to steal some pacifiers from tourists. Unknown to him, the boat sailed off, and soon it entered Africa. The boat sailed down the Congo, where eventually I washed up near a family of gorillas found me and raised me as one of their own. They later worshiped me as their god, Hula Hoop. I was rescued last Tuesday. Boo-yah. I hope you find my poetry funny and with meaning, and my stories grammatically incorrect and random.

The Teacher (The Raven)   [E]   2.6 KB
It's Halloween and there have been lots of "The Raven" parodies. I thought I'd try one.

A Silly Story  [E]   3.4 KB
A boy is given a travel machine, and he'll get more homework help that he bargained for...

A Poem that Rhymes  [E]   0.8 KB
A poem that has words that sound alike. (sort of)

Molly the Mighty goes to Thrope Park  [E]   4.2 KB
Molly the Mighty's parents decide to embark on a family outing.

Molly the Mighty and the Unwanted Diet  [E]   4.7 KB
Molly's parents decide to go on a health kick. More Molly stories out soon.

Molly the Mighty and the Haunted Toilet  [E]   5.3 KB
Ten-year-old Molly Woods and her sister Fizz believe their bathroom is haunted.

Why?  [E]   1.0 KB
General questions from the mind of an eight-year-old.

Ode to my Computer  [E]   0.9 KB
How much I love and despise my computer. Please leave a review about you and your friend.

Shots  [E]   0.9 KB
Your final thoughts as the nurse give you a nasty injection.