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Valet_Dave

I am a call centre operator dreaming of greater things. Still exploring styles and hoping to unearth an as yet hidden talent, in the vain hope of becoming a published author one day. So it’s an epic battle of death versus getting published. Will death win, will Valet_Dave triumph or will he become submerged in his own dullness. Is dullness even a word, I don’t know. As for the rest, only time will tell! Or will it? I can’t be sure, it’s just too confusing.

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	+	#1249139 Zero Rating [E] 1.0 KB Just making fun of ratings and trying to encourage people to give me a zero. Genre: Comedy Created: Apr 16 2007 at 8:52pm EDT Last Modified: Apr 16 2007 at 8:52pm EDT
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	+	#1513659 Ship Creak - Murray River Marathon 2008 [18+] 23.6 KB Satirical diary of a kayaking competitor in the 2008 Murray River Marathon Genres: Action/Adventure :: Experience :: Sports Created: Jan 08 2009 at 11:17pm EST Last Modified: Jan 18 2009 at 10:02pm EST
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	+	#1515500 Ship Creak - Murray River Marathon Pt 2 [18+] 35.4 KB Continuation of Ship Creak's epic voyage in the Murray River Marathon. Genres: Sports :: Experience :: Transportation Created: Jan 13 2009 at 4:03pm EST Last Modified: Jan 13 2009 at 4:03pm EST
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	+	#1474517 ITIL exposed [E] 9.6 KB An essay denouncing a popular IT service management methodology Genres: Business :: Computers :: Opinion Created: Sep 16 2008 at 8:52pm EDT Last Modified: Jan 14 2009 at 5:29pm EST
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	+	#1059195 Place your bets on religion [18+] 3.3 KB A negative commentary on the nature of religious philosophies. Genres: Religious :: Opinion :: Philosophy Created: Jan 16 2006 at 9:08pm EST Last Modified: Jul 15 2009 at 8:59pm EDT
Poetry by 5 members
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	+	#1720290 The Train Station [E] 0.4 KB Just a scrap of garbage that I wrote to accompany a photo of a closed train station. Genre: Philosophy Created: Oct 28 2010 at 10:37pm EDT Last Modified: Oct 28 2010 at 10:37pm EDT
Poetry by 1 member
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	+	#1527746 Bush fires light up stupidity [E] 6.0 KB Commentary on the communities response to Australian bush fires. Genres: Opinion :: Community :: Tragedy Created: Feb 11 2009 at 10:54pm EST Last Modified: Feb 12 2009 at 4:59pm EST
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	+	#1865282 Getting Published [E] 3.0 KB Never mind persistence. Focus on your BEST work. Genres: Opinion :: Reviewing Created: May 02 2012 at 7:22pm EDT Last Modified: May 02 2012 at 7:22pm EDT
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	+	#1846783 Facing Facebook [18+] 2.4 KB A poem about Facebook and my loosening grip on a virtual reality. Genres: Nonsense :: Comedy :: Entertainment Created: Feb 07 2012 at 11:35pm EST Last Modified: Feb 07 2012 at 11:35pm EST
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	+	#1846244 Old Man Ferrari [E] 3.0 KB A retiring lawyer realises his life dream. Genres: Career :: Comedy :: Death Created: Feb 05 2012 at 9:44pm EST Last Modified: Feb 05 2012 at 9:44pm EST
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