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Est. March 15, 2006
Victoria
My first love is writing, or maybe it's chocolate. Anyway, I've wanted to be a writer since I was seven years old. Unfortunately, I need to have a day job and can only write when time permits. I like to write personal essays which are based on the trials and tribulations of daily life. I also like to write short stories and children's stories. You'll find examples of these in my portfolio.

My Supermarket Stalker  [18+]   2.2 KB
My trip to the grocery store was more than I expected!

Where Are the Fashion Police?  [13+]   3.4 KB
What happened to society's idea of acceptable attire?

My Husband is a Poor Winner (Revised)  [E]   3.1 KB
A simple board game brings out unsportsmanlike conduct in my husband.

Humor Press.Com Ribbons   [E]   3 Items
These are ribbons that I've won for various humor essays I've written.

Humor Press Ribbon  [E]   13.0 KB
I received this ribbon for my essay "The Happy Wife Formula"

Humor Press Ribbon  [E]   11.0 KB
I received this for "Bifocals, Menopause, Death"

Graduates of Hillbilly U  [13+]   5.8 KB
My hillbilly neighbors have taught me a lot.

'Middle-age Spread' is NOT a Condiment  [18+]   3.3 KB
I stepped on the scale. What was I thinking?

Laundry - Give me Some Gloves  [18+]   5.0 KB
A comparison of how my husband and I tackle various household chores.

Lost - One Memory  [18+]   2.9 KB
My memory just ain't what it used to be.

The Happy Wife Formula  [18+]   3.4 KB
My husband uses a formula when shopping for gifts for me.

My Dental Hygienist aka The Drill Nazi  [18+]   4.7 KB
A piece about my overzealous dental hygientist. This woman hates plaque.

A Fish Out of Water  [18+]   3.5 KB
My trip to the music store.

A Day at the Mall  [13+]   6.1 KB
What a typical shopping day is like for me.

Things I Hate!  [13+]   1.6 KB
A short list of 10 things I hate.

I Don't Care!  [13+]   3.3 KB
Do I really need to know what celebrities are doing?

If I Had It To Do Over  [18+]   4.0 KB
Having my husband present during child birth was not what I expected!

I Am Not Cool!  [13+]   5.6 KB
I have come to the realization that I am no longer "COOL"!

My Refrigerator Died  [13+]   2.4 KB
Our refrigerator died. Choosing a new one.won't be easy thanks to my husband.

Things I NEVER Ask My Husband To Do!  [18+]   3.4 KB
The title pretty much says it!

Call Rent a Wife!  [E]   2.9 KB
I love my husband, but there are certain skills he lacks. One of my blog entries.

It's Friday and You're Eating Meat?!  [13+]   3.1 KB
The Lenten Season is upon us and again, I must deal with the same comments and questions!

Favorite Authors   [E]   1 Items
A listing of my Favorite Authors on WDC!

Marital Chinese Water Torture  [13+]   5.2 KB
I love my husband but there are things he does that drive me crazy!

I DON'T Share Chocolate!  [E]   4.3 KB
My husband just doesn't understand - I DON'T share chocolate!

Children's Stories   [E]   3 Items
My attempts at writing for children.

My Middle-age Ramblings   [E]   3 Items
Collection of humorous essays about turning/being middle-age.

I'm Madeline's Mom (revised)  [13+]   2.5 KB
A short piece on an aspect of motherhood that no one warned me about!

How WDC Changed Me Entry - My Daily Fix  [E]   2.5 KB
I want my WDC!

Bifocals, Menopause, Death  [13+]   3.5 KB
After getting bifocals, menopause and death are on the horizon!

Is Camping a Vacation?  [E]   3.4 KB
Why camping isn't a vacation.