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Est. August 12, 2011
Wrathnar the Unreasonable
I was born halfway up a flagpole during the Year of the Teaspoon.My first job was as a yoghurt wrangler, but I had to retire after a serious hamstring injury caused by a low-fat Peach Melba. My hobbies include eating human brains, trying to touch my nose with my elbow, and smelling of pineapples.

Cosmetic Surgery  [18+]   2.2 KB
Cosmetic surgery - right or wrong?

First Sentence Challenge  [18+]   100 Shown
Post the 1st sentence of an imaginary book, one which would compel the reader to read on.

Your Mum  [GC]   4.6 KB
It's not clever, but it is funny.

". . . you may be a pikey!"  [18+]   6.5 KB
What's the British equivalent of trailer trash? You're lookin' at it!

Publicly being a novelist (-ish)  [13+]   4.7 KB
Trauma in the British Museum. It had to be done!

Saykrid Ritins  [18+]   3.2 KB
More lunacy from Pnut Cat (a harmlessly insane baby squirrel).