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Forget the following: "Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and you cry alone" by Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1855– ?) Source: John Bartlett (1820–1905). Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. 1919. THE ONLY THING NECESSARY FOR THE TRIUMPH OF EVIL IS FOR GOOD MEN TO DO NOTHING. -Edmund Burke - LEARN TO DO GOOD; SEEK JUSTICE, REBUKE THE OPPRESSOR; DEFEND THE FATHERLESS, PLEAD FOR THE WIDOW. -Isaiah 1:17 - TEACH THIS TRIPLE TRUTH TO ALL: A GENEROUS HEART, KIND SPEECH, AND A LIFE OF SERVICE AND COMPASSION ARE THE THINGS WHICH RENEW HUMANITY. -Buddha - Congress shall make no law respecting an established religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. - Bill of Rights, March 4, 1789 It is quite possible that some entries may be so sad, sick, twisted, or troubling the only response is to laugh, which as I stated in the beginning of this items description, "Laugh and the world laughs with you..." I've heard it said, "the ability to laugh keeps a person young." It's a sick and troubling world WE THE PEOPLE are living in today, and the people that we've always looked to to make it better, just aren't |
There is a science to phasing questions. Any researcher worth his or her salt will admit that the way a question is structured will influence the answer. Thus, when asking a question, there are a few major considerations that will ensure you get the answer you want: Hence: GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING: Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The... [More]
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila. Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness, and allow you tell the world that you're ready, willing, and eager to do just about anything. You will notice the benef... [More]
Have you given the question some serious thought? Did you find this question amusing? I'd be curious to know how many men vs. women, or women vs. men came up with the correct answer. Was your answer anywhere close to the following answer? Again the question: How many animals can fit into a pair of panty hose? Keep going Be honest! Have a wonderful day! The Critic Oh, and the answer is: I have to keep typing untill the answer does not show ... [More]
Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it...... Ready??? ARE YOU SURE??? Because of the way this is formatted you have to view the next entry for the answer Have a good day! ... [More]
I think it is a fair statement to say, "not everyone has had the opportunity to wait tables." On the other hand, it’s also fair to say that the majority of us dine out. I waited tables for many, many years, on and off. I'll also admit that I like to dine out as frequently as possible. The following link is to a story I think is well worth reading – it’s humorous, but there are lessons to be learned, too. As you read the following true-life adventure, I want you to ask yourse... [More]
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR MEN ONLY REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Saturday, Jan. 28th, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, every Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets... [More] |