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Content Rating Notice:  Recommended for Readers 18 Years and Older Only
  >> Book >> Comedy >> ID #1062373  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
NOW THAT'S NOT FUNNY
NO more humor... just more tragic, sad, sick, twisted goings ons - Sorry
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Forget the following:

"Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and you cry alone"
by Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1855– ?)

Source: John Bartlett (1820–1905). Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. 1919.

THE ONLY THING NECESSARY FOR THE TRIUMPH OF EVIL IS FOR GOOD MEN TO DO NOTHING.
-Edmund Burke

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LEARN TO DO GOOD; SEEK JUSTICE, REBUKE THE OPPRESSOR; DEFEND THE FATHERLESS, PLEAD FOR THE WIDOW.
-Isaiah 1:17

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TEACH THIS TRIPLE TRUTH TO ALL: A GENEROUS HEART, KIND SPEECH, AND A LIFE OF SERVICE AND COMPASSION ARE THE THINGS WHICH RENEW HUMANITY.
-Buddha

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Congress shall make no law respecting an established religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. - Bill of Rights, March 4, 1789

It is quite possible that some entries may be so sad, sick, twisted, or troubling the only response is to laugh, which as I stated in the beginning of this items description, "Laugh and the world laughs with you..."

I've heard it said, "the ability to laugh keeps a person young."

*Star**Star**Star*


It's a sick and troubling world WE THE PEOPLE are living in today, and the people that we've always looked to to make it better, just aren't*Exclaim*



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There is a science to phasing questions. Any researcher worth his or her salt will admit that the way a question is structured will influence the answer. Thus, when asking a question, there are a few major considerations that will ensure you get the answer you want: Hence: GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING: Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The... [More]

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I think it is a fair statement to say, "not everyone has had the opportunity to wait tables." On the other hand, it’s also fair to say that the majority of us dine out. I waited tables for many, many years, on and off. I'll also admit that I like to dine out as frequently as possible. The following link is to a story I think is well worth reading – it’s humorous, but there are lessons to be learned, too. As you read the following true-life adventure, I want you to ask yourse... [More]

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