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 L.L. Zern's Biography
Gender:Female
Birthday:December 2 1958
Location:Central Florida
About Me:I am the matriarch and co-founder of a new tribe of humans--the Zernites. We are known for our extensive use of plastic and the belief that life is for laughing--also snickering. Our fossilized remains can be found in the lowlands of Saint Cloud. On Tuesday and Thursday, I write seriously about serious things in a serious manner--also using big words. I am encouraged in this by my Rollins College professors. On Wednesdays and Fridays, I write silly things for fun.
Type of Writer:I am presently working on several manuscripts: two serious novels and a collection of humor essays--among other projects.
Writing Style:Short, sweet, to the point--hopefully
Interests:"Why the world wags and who wags it." (From the Once and Future King)
Website / Homepage:www.zippityzerns.com
My Blog:www.zippityzerns@blogspot.com
Favorite Genres:My favorite "genre" is a beautifully written book with compelling characters embroiled in meaningful creative challenges.
Favorite Books:Exodus; Please Don't Eat the Daisies; The Haunting of Hill House; Anything by Ray Bradbury; To Kill a Mockingbird; All Over But the Shouting; Travis McGee Series; Flowers From the Storm; Outlander . . .
Favorite Authors:Leon Uris, Jean Kerr, Shirely Jackson, Ray Bradbury, Harper Lee, Rick Bragg, John D. MacDonald; Laura Kinsale, Diana Gabaldon . . .
Favorite Poets:Let me think about it.
Favorite Quote:"A life lived in fear is a life half lived." (Strictly Ballroom)
Favorite Music:Le Miserables - The Broadway Musical
Favorite Movies:Strictly Ballroom; Romeo and Juliet; Moulin Rouge (Anything with clever dialogue & an excellent plot)
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