#119. Why? It depends on much money do you have.
---->> ID #753488 entered on 05-25-12 @ 10:26 am EDT

#118. Making friends and influencing people - get a big truck
---->> ID #753446 entered on 05-24-12 @ 10:44 am EDT

#117. I now know why I have never tried to walk on bicycles.
---->> ID #753334 entered on 05-22-12 @ 1:21 pm EDT

#116. The center of the universe beside me
---->> ID #753282 entered on 05-21-12 @ 2:57 pm EDT

#115. Warning - Not funny
---->> ID #753132 entered on 05-19-12 @ 9:49 am EDT

#114. A product of following strict instructions half the time.
---->> ID #752960 entered on 05-16-12 @ 11:54 am EDT

#113. Just another lunatic in a town full of them.
---->> ID #752912 entered on 05-15-12 @ 11:53 am EDT

#112. One must admit, 400,000 BTU is an impressive number.
---->> ID #752778 entered on 05-13-12 @ 9:17 am EDT

#111. Being a doctor must be boring.
---->> ID #752744 entered on 05-12-12 @ 9:03 am EDT

#110. Micro - Def: nearly invisible
---->> ID #752570 entered on 05-09-12 @ 10:32 am EDT

#109. Successful mania treatment
---->> ID #752492 entered on 05-08-12 @ 8:04 pm EDT

#108. Taking some time off.
---->> ID #752150 entered on 05-02-12 @ 10:10 am EDT

#107. Eulogy for our dog Kaya
---->> ID #751830 entered on 04-28-12 @ 11:13 pm EDT

#106. Press and seal!? I still haven't figured out zip locks.
---->> ID #751612 entered on 04-24-12 @ 11:38 am EDT

#105. This is no time for normalcy (it takes too long)
---->> ID #751340 entered on 04-20-12 @ 11:02 am EDT

#104. Only paint will remove a red stain from a white ceiling
---->> ID #751153 entered on 04-17-12 @ 11:23 am EDT

#103. One more word, and we are going up that cliff!
---->> ID #750998 entered on 04-15-12 @ 12:37 pm EDT

#102. Friday the 13th, my lucky day!
---->> ID #750865 entered on 04-13-12 @ 11:03 am EDT

#101. Do not clean a bathroom top to bottom this way
---->> ID #750719 entered on 04-11-12 @ 11:14 am EDT

#100. In spectral frequencies, red and blue make green
---->> ID #750653 entered on 04-10-12 @ 11:58 am EDT

#99. Indoor slide and slide: do or don't do?
---->> ID #750462 entered on 04-08-12 @ 12:13 pm EDT

#98. Pantomime can be horrifying at times
---->> ID #750199 entered on 04-04-12 @ 12:59 pm EDT

#97. Carbon monoxide gas - Don't do this (unless required)
---->> ID #750156 entered on 04-03-12 @ 7:32 pm EDT

#96. My purpose is not on purpose
---->> ID #749775 entered on 03-30-12 @ 10:38 pm EDT

#95. Trouble - A dozen invisible people with a LOT of ideas
---->> ID #749718 entered on 03-28-12 @ 9:33 am EDT

#94. Sardines and chocolate bunnies - Don't do this
---->> ID #749505 entered on 03-24-12 @ 12:10 pm EDT

#93. Eating moldy bread is too exciting. Don't do this.
---->> ID #749288 entered on 03-21-12 @ 12:43 pm EDT

#92. A great day (by comparison)
---->> ID #749222 entered on 03-20-12 @ 11:39 am EDT

#91. Disappearing elk, who knew?
---->> ID #749086 entered on 03-18-12 @ 11:52 am EDT

#90. Life is short, much shorter than your spouses memory.
---->> ID #749043 entered on 03-17-12 @ 10:57 am EDT

#89. ER humor - Don't do this
---->> ID #748907 entered on 03-14-12 @ 10:14 am EDT

#88. Working on the sewer at Christmas is a family tradition
---->> ID #748830 entered on 03-13-12 @ 11:12 am EDT

#87. Update to previous post
---->> ID #748720 entered on 03-10-12 @ 6:13 pm EST

#86. Steps 3 through 8 say, "Remove drive belt".
---->> ID #748703 entered on 03-10-12 @ 9:55 am EST

#85. Siddhartha did not have a freezer.
---->> ID #748630 entered on 03-09-12 @ 9:18 am EST

#84. I would rather meet a Sasquatch than a bad tree.
---->> ID #748502 entered on 03-07-12 @ 9:37 am EST

#83. Do not ask non-humans if they want a beer. They always do.
---->> ID #748367 entered on 03-05-12 @ 5:25 pm EST

#82. I am going to ask it I can have two trees.
---->> ID #748268 entered on 03-04-12 @ 12:58 pm EST

#81. Strippers are astute observers
---->> ID #748038 entered on 02-29-12 @ 9:44 am EST

#80. Baby Sasquatch are fun to play with
---->> ID #747987 entered on 02-28-12 @ 10:24 am EST

#79. Warning - not funny in the least
---->> ID #747945 entered on 02-27-12 @ 7:02 pm EST

#78. Wrong: Ques- Why are you staring? Reply- Are you real?
---->> ID #747866 entered on 02-26-12 @ 6:11 pm EST

#77. Popcorn can be a terrible thing in the right hands
---->> ID #747806 entered on 02-25-12 @ 8:03 am EST

#76. It was comfortable, as gurneys go
---->> ID #747671 entered on 02-23-12 @ 10:20 am EST

#75. I am not required to glow, I choose to
---->> ID #747546 entered on 02-21-12 @ 10:43 am EST

#74. The closest I ever get to "normal"
---->> ID #747310 entered on 02-18-12 @ 10:47 am EST

#73. Fun meters are finicky contraptions
---->> ID #747179 entered on 02-18-12 @ 10:27 am EST

#72. The upside of instability.
---->> ID #747145 entered on 02-15-12 @ 3:49 pm EST

#71. I saw God. He was eating Sebastián Cisneros' Cocanú
---->> ID #747075 entered on 02-14-12 @ 12:05 pm EST

#70. Failure agrees with me
---->> ID #746903 entered on 02-12-12 @ 12:14 pm EST

#69. 11 PM and you want beer. At least it got that right.
---->> ID #746841 entered on 02-11-12 @ 8:06 pm EST

#68. Anything you do to make things better will make them worse
---->> ID #746781 entered on 02-10-12 @ 4:52 pm EST

#67. They should do something about this place, it's a mess
---->> ID #746577 entered on 02-07-12 @ 11:26 am EST

#66. Hit me again head master, I like it.
---->> ID #746424 entered on 02-05-12 @ 10:03 am EST

#65. Arg! I don't remember why.
---->> ID #746353 entered on 02-04-12 @ 9:57 am EST

#64. Rule 1: Do not argue with inanimate objects
---->> ID #746209 entered on 02-02-12 @ 11:54 am EST

#63. Reality 301 is a very tough course.
---->> ID #746042 entered on 01-31-12 @ 10:58 am EST

#62. I need to learn how to yodel
---->> ID #745680 entered on 01-26-12 @ 5:16 pm EST

#61. According to Fats Domino, Tuesday isn't much better
---->> ID #745122 entered on 01-21-12 @ 2:48 pm EST

#60. Basic evidence management - "Leave no trace"
---->> ID #745076 entered on 01-20-12 @ 5:10 pm EST

#59. Wet snow, 34 degrees, windy, a hike is just good sense
---->> ID #744693 entered on 01-17-12 @ 10:36 am EST

#58. Surely he meant "relatively nothing".
---->> ID #744310 entered on 01-15-12 @ 10:33 am EST

#57. Ji-Yin(Tiger) (12th month), 20, 4709 - my lucky day
---->> ID #744099 entered on 01-13-12 @ 11:14 am EST

#56. If necessity is the mother, boredom is the drunken uncle
---->> ID #743958 entered on 01-11-12 @ 11:29 am EST

#55. An idle mind is the devil's amusement park
---->> ID #743892 entered on 01-10-12 @ 10:45 am EST

#54. Definatly less fun than a root canal
---->> ID #743681 entered on 01-08-12 @ 11:14 am EST

#53. Can frequent flyer miles get you upgraded meals?
---->> ID #743417 entered on 01-05-12 @ 3:15 pm EST

#52. We the jury find the defendant (garbled)
---->> ID #743309 entered on 01-04-12 @ 11:35 am EST

#51. I have a good memory, but it is short.
---->> ID #742878 entered on 12-31-11 @ 2:16 pm EST

#50. You can't pick up trash in this park.
---->> ID #742752 entered on 12-29-11 @ 5:16 pm EST

#49. It's a wonderful life, from what I can recall of it
---->> ID #742658 entered on 12-27-11 @ 9:54 pm EST

#48. If I had to pick one, it would be Taoism
---->> ID #742340 entered on 12-22-11 @ 10:35 am EST

#47. Thinking as an extreme sport
---->> ID #742109 entered on 12-19-11 @ 8:52 am EST

#46. Good: New Scrooge, Bad: Old Scrooge.
---->> ID #741909 entered on 12-19-11 @ 8:54 am EST

#45. Do not get into an elevator between November and January
---->> ID #741715 entered on 12-13-11 @ 8:08 pm EST

#44. Soft eyes, understanding smile - you have really lost it
---->> ID #741656 entered on 12-12-11 @ 5:14 pm EST

#43. The problem is the good voice agrees with the bad
---->> ID #741520 entered on 12-11-11 @ 10:53 am EST

#42. Go towards the light. Always good advice.
---->> ID #741442 entered on 12-10-11 @ 11:02 am EST

#41. Warning: degenerate Christmas elves ahead
---->> ID #741393 entered on 12-09-11 @ 10:40 am EST

#40. Groundhogs see their shadow more then we do
---->> ID #741329 entered on 12-08-11 @ 11:13 am EST

#39. I’m going to need a Cyrillic keyboard
---->> ID #741213 entered on 12-06-11 @ 8:37 pm EST

#38. My bi-annual surgery is due.
---->> ID #741111 entered on 12-05-11 @ 10:27 am EST

#37. I could hop 1.4 miles.
---->> ID #740917 entered on 12-02-11 @ 8:04 am EST

#36. Siddhartha, Freddie Mercury, and Mrs. Dowd
---->> ID #740847 entered on 12-01-11 @ 10:43 am EST

#35. "Why" questions - Don't do this.
---->> ID #740742 entered on 11-30-11 @ 11:39 am EST

#34. Who's there. Imano. Imano who. I'm a no insane Dane
---->> ID #740673 entered on 11-29-11 @ 11:31 am EST

#33. They record being bitten in the Bite Log.
---->> ID #740601 entered on 11-28-11 @ 10:31 am EST

#32. The bed doesn't creak now, I should thank him
---->> ID #740293 entered on 11-25-11 @ 7:21 pm EST

#31. Free advice is the best advice
---->> ID #740236 entered on 11-24-11 @ 11:36 am EST

#30. Note to self: avoid rabbits.
---->> ID #740195 entered on 11-23-11 @ 10:09 am EST

#29. Bells would have been better
---->> ID #740068 entered on 11-21-11 @ 8:29 am EST

#28. Do not babble, ramble, or rant (harder than it sounds)
---->> ID #739911 entered on 11-19-11 @ 10:32 am EST

#27. Don't worry, he'll stand up eventually
---->> ID #739613 entered on 11-16-11 @ 2:54 am EST

#26. As usual, don't mention any invisible companions.
---->> ID #739468 entered on 11-14-11 @ 9:33 am EST

#25. Don't hold nail when using a splitting mall as a hammer
---->> ID #739336 entered on 11-12-11 @ 10:33 am EST

#24. Does your spouse agree you should buy whiskey?
---->> ID #739162 entered on 11-10-11 @ 10:36 am EST

#23. HAL was born in 2001. It has gotten much worse since then.
---->> ID #738980 entered on 11-08-11 @ 8:27 am EST

#22. Yes, I would like to save an infant, thank you for asking.
---->> ID #738741 entered on 11-05-11 @ 8:09 pm EDT

#21. Note: Don't get out of a helicopter until it has landed
---->> ID #738527 entered on 11-03-11 @ 6:34 pm EDT

#20. Aldous Huxley at least had it in the right order
---->> ID #738239 entered on 10-31-11 @ 1:56 pm EDT