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![]() Welcome to my twisted world! Take your shoes off and find a place in the grass and I'll take you on a journey to different worlds, worlds where magic runs rampant, flowers can burn, dogs can talk and, in some cases, men wear four foot long cock sheaths. Prepare yourself for the ride of a lifetime. Please keep your mind open and ready for experiences like you have never had before, experiences that will teach you what to do when hunted by evil traitorous warlocks, how to handle dreams that take over life, why you should never trust a stubby winged fairy in a tutu, when it is best to run and where you can find solace when life gets you down. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, prepare to have your mind warped, spun, stretched and flayed. Welcome to my twisted world! *Note: It would probably be best if children did not read this blog!* |
| 1. Well... | ID #746580 |
| Posted: 2-7-2012 @ 12:11 pm EST | |
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Monday came and went with no sign of me. Oops. Sorry, I had a load of stuff to do yesterday and was hardly home at all. The rest of this week I'll have to spend studying, since I neglected to do that last week. I wish I could just take the test right now and get it over with. The anticipation is horrible. My stomach has been all tied in knots for days. Can't wait for things to settle. But, as soon as I pass the test I have to schedule the next one, which is a practical exam, which means I have to perform in front of someone, so I'm sure I'll be a mess all over again. Ick. I also wish I didn't have to drive so far just to take the test. That's what I get for living in the middle of nowhere. Sheesh. Back to the stupid books. |