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![]() You might think I'm a little masculine or a whole lot, you might think I'm reaching retirement, because honestly, who willingly names themself Bernie? You might think I'm a tad bit crazy, as I might talk to myself a little bit. But I'm not a man, I've got boobs to prove it and they aren't huge man tits either. I'm not some old woman with lots of cats (although I do have cats), but a 23 year old who just graduated from college. My nickname is Bernie, my real name is much too boring and my nickname makes me seem a lot more interesting, so it stays. And for those who are interested, Bernie doesn't stand for Berniece or Bernadette or anything like that. I'm just me, really boring and probably too airbrained for my own good, just trying to start my life as odd as it is. So yea, this is just about me, Bernie. |
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