A peek into the fractured mind of Missy. (Seen through the eyes of an innocent bystander.)
To Whom it may concern,
Let me begin by introducing myself. For those of you who haven't a clue as to who you are dealing with, some may consider you either very fortunate, or the unluckiest people on the planet. If you do know me, you will not be surprised by anything that I write while I'm down here in my little dungeon. How do you like the decor? I did it myself. That's enough idle chit-chat for now, on with the show. Oh, did you pay that little bony fellow by the door? If you did, you need to get your money back. He isn't a part of this story.
On to the introduction. My name is Missy. It's spelled pretty much the way it sounds. I've often been torn between keeping the 'y' at the end, or replacing it with 'ie'. The 'ie' seems a little cutesy to me, so I don't think at my age I need to worry about being that kind of cute anymore. Oops, I do ramble on sometimes.
Now, lets see...What else do I think might interest you...hum..
Oh, I know. Maybe you want to know about why I'm here. Yes, no, maybe? If you picked the last two, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but that one person sitting in the back overruled all of you. Way to go Freddie!
I joined WDC because I wanted people to read my writing. I have to admit that I was kinda cocky about it. At that point, I was just about to be as good, if not better than Steven King. I often imagined him reading one of my stories and calling me up for advice. Needless to say, that hasn't happened in the last five years, but I'm still waiting.
I had to leave before I even got started, but I finally made it back in one piece, I might add. I've taken some hard knocks on my writing, but I've seen steady improvement in it and my reviewing, so I'm still hopeful that I will soon have Mr. King shaking in his shoes. If I can't, I may wind up in jail for stealing them. I can see the headlines now, 'Crazy obsessed stalker bares King's feet'.
Well, I think that by now you have a little bit of an idea of what you are dealing with. If you continue to read any further, I will not hold myself personally responsible for any of the things you find. Does anyone have any Duct Tape? This little voice in my head is getting on my nerves!
Milly (AKA: the little voice inside my head)