This is my first attempt at keeping a daily blog. I'm hoping I will be able to enter something everyday, just to keep my creative juices flowing. I plan on writing about my day, and infusing it with my "quirky" way of viewing things. If you read my blog for a few days, you'll see what I'm talking about. I'm in my forties and see things slightly different than mainstream. Hopefully you will enjoy what you read, and maybe even get a laugh or two along the way.

Mic-ism 101. If you can't win and gloat, blame it on timing, lol.

Good one Victoria!

ROTFL

And here I thought YOU were the writer in the family!

I can see it on the bookshelves now "The 100 Proofs of Mic-ism"

Trouble comes in 3's. If we count your useless trip to the body shop, or your mom's shopping list, you're good to go

Forget the bleach altogether. Switch to teatree oil and water. It even cleaned the grout in my bathroom floor tile that had turned yellow from before we got the puppy housebroken. Bleach never did that before. Teatree oil is safe to drink, it's antibacterial and safe for the environment. It only takes a few drops (20) to a gallon of water. I use it in an old windex bottle, (10 drops in that) and spray down my bathroom and kitchen counters, cabinets, etc every morning. BTW, I throw in 5 drops of citrus oil too. I think citrus has a bleaching effect and I like the smell.

It's a good thing you get to have new carpet. That bleach will start to eat a hole through your carpet in no time.

I'm so glad you're back!

Like you, I tend to take their word for it...BIG mistake. Sorry you have to hang out in the greasy place!

LOL, it is a darn good list, and I agree, boiling it down to one sentence might be advisable. It is a good one to come back to when you ned to remember.

I see Murphy is in your neck of the woods. So sorry to hear this. Be on the lookout.

Look at the bright side...... You get new carpet.
Ok, ok, I'm sorry that you had an accident but maybe you'll find some humor in it later!

You know, with the different dye lots, it's doubtful they could have replaced it anyway.

Good idea from the carpet place though.

Wahoo, now you can collect unemployment while you write potential greeting cards. Me thinks life is good. (I read the entry where your instructor put you straight, so I know the crying part is over. I'm not that cold hearted, lol.}

Welcome back.