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 W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ's Notebook
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Doesn't anybody have a blooming comedy contest around here? Where am I gonna enter "The Bob"  ?
Like  •  Comment  •  May 19, 2012 at 3:14pm EDT
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I loved it! You are a comic genius.
1 Like  •  May 19, 2012 at 3:29pm EDT
Hey! Whadduya mean? This is a true story . . . jeezzzz
2 Like  •  May 19, 2012 at 3:46pm EDT
Man, I've got this story I've been working on. It's called 'Bloodstone'. About a priest who has a crucifix made from the stone that absorbed Christ's blood. He is an exorcist who is summoned to the aid of a possessed priest. Can things get anymore hairy?
Like  •  Comment  •  Mar 1, 2012 at 12:48am EST
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In the early 80's, I borrowed a book from my oldest brother titled: "Bloodstone", but I think it was Sci-Fi or Fantasy. Your title seems appropriate for the subject matter you described.

It is an interesting concept; my roommate wrote a novel that focused on the Roman spear that pierced Christ's side when he was hung up and appeared to be dead. Also - what if the fluids that came out of Christ from that spear thrust splashed onto the mouth, nose and eyes of the centurion?
1 Like  •  Mar 2, 2012 at 10:27pm EST
hairy: a throwback to earlier homo sapiens? Is the priest hairy? hmmm blood soaked stones...gives me something to think about... what if the well was surrounded by stones soaked in the blood of the lamb...what caution would we need to practice to draw our existence??? just thinking...your thoughts?
Like  •  Mar 13, 2012 at 8:44pm EDT
Wow...there are SO many ways you could go with this...no doubt your mind was racing as mine is after giving the premise a few moments to soak in....lol
1 Like  •  Mar 29, 2012 at 1:28pm EDT
I just penned this one. Whaddya think? "A Shadow of Guilt"  [18+]
Like  •  Comment  •  Feb 15, 2012 at 8:20pm EST
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It's kind of funny, because my wife said, "you never write a story with me in it." So I did, but ended her in the first sentence. I guess I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight.
3 Like  •  Feb 16, 2012 at 10:23am EST
I like.
Like  •  Feb 20, 2012 at 2:44pm EST
Your stuff is always amazing, W.D. I'm one of your biggest fans. Smile I'll read this later - hopefully I'll have time today.
Like  •  Feb 22, 2012 at 7:38am EST
I had a dream . . . strange thing it was. I was being attacked by jelly fish. Jelly fish, of all things. When I awoke I was wrestling with my soft, quishy, memory foam pillow. I taught it a thing or two about invading other people's dreams *Rolleyes*
Like  •  Comment  •  Feb 1, 2012 at 10:49pm EST
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You... are a goober. >.<
2 Like  •  Feb 2, 2012 at 8:02pm EST
could of been worse!!!cracker crumbs in bed become shards of glass in dreams!!
2 Like  •  Feb 3, 2012 at 10:29am EST
Seriously, jellyfish are on the rise. All's we need now is a peanut butter salmon.*Rolleyes*
1 Like  •  Feb 3, 2012 at 11:21am EST
Yea!!! The power is back on. Now I can see what's been hiding in the dark.
Ewww....never mind.
Like  •  Comment  •  Jan 20, 2012 at 12:28pm EST
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if it melts enough we can take out the garbage!!!
1 Like  •  Jan 20, 2012 at 12:50pm EST
OMG, Bill, watch out for those zombie snowmen!!! They've been slowly sneaking up to your back door!
2 Like  •  Jan 20, 2012 at 1:00pm EST
There's a lot of Snow Men out today . . . Evil Snow Men, just standing there waiting until your back is turned so that they can hit you with a snowball or worse. Methinks I should take them all down, these zombie Snow guys with the wicked smiles and arms made of sharp pointy sticks. *Shock*
Like  •  Comment  •  Jan 18, 2012 at 2:28pm EST
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WD - long time no see. It appears you are still as nutty as ever.
1 Like  •  Jan 19, 2012 at 8:08am EST
The Evil ones frighten me when they stand there just-stick-ulating.
1 Like  •  Jan 19, 2012 at 2:11pm EST
W.D., Snowmen are afraid of Hailite and all forms of salt. You must put a circle of Salt around your house and never go out without a bag of slt in your pocket.
2 Like  •  Jan 19, 2012 at 9:39pm EST
What a TURKEY!
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 24, 2011 at 1:08am EST
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Roscoe, sir, If in the future you find random boxes to check, please be aware of the fine print left dangling at the bottom of the page: ROSCOE IS ALWAYS WELCOME IN MY KITCHEN.
1 Like  •  Nov 24, 2011 at 8:30pm EST
And how did I land in your kitchen, Bill dear? I must have ticked something...
Like  •  Nov 26, 2011 at 12:55am EST
You shouldn't call yourself names like that, dear. It's not good for you.
Like  •  Nov 26, 2011 at 8:56pm EST
I'm writing again! And man, it's a scary one.
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 22, 2011 at 3:54pm EST
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If it becomes a motion picture... I want to act in it!
1 Like  •  Nov 22, 2011 at 11:50pm EST
Awaiting it with baited breath !
Like  •  Nov 23, 2011 at 12:05am EST
It's about time! Your writing is awesome. Pthb I've always been a fan.
Like  •  Nov 26, 2011 at 8:58pm EST
Now that's witty and amusing *Cool*
Get it? No update at all... Get it? GET IT!!!
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 18, 2011 at 12:26am EST
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Like  •  Nov 18, 2011 at 1:40am EST
Wise guy. Wink
2 Like  •  Nov 18, 2011 at 2:21am EST
*Pthb*
Like  •  Nov 18, 2011 at 6:46am EST
Write a new update...
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 18, 2011 at 12:25am EST
Write a new update...
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 18, 2011 at 12:25am EST
Get ready for the BIG telecommunication shutdown today. "Everything is fine...don't panic...we are in control of the verticle and horitzonal..."
GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!! *Angry*
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 9, 2011 at 1:49pm EST
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I don't care about the TV and such, so long as they leave Netflix! I can get firefly on Netflix. Oh, not Twilight zone, what is the other?
Like  •  Nov 10, 2011 at 6:10pm EST
Outer Limits??? I loved that show. I have Firefly on DVD...way *Cool*
Like  •  Nov 10, 2011 at 11:50pm EST
Some one has been watching ever since money was coined...now they watch us watch them watch us wat....yep get out!!!!
Like  •  Nov 12, 2011 at 2:28pm EST
can you read talk and circle and let me know what you think? noise people are restless tonight...got rings...happy thoughts always to you and yours
Like  •  Comment  •  Oct 1, 2011 at 10:29pm EDT
I will get to it soon. Can't wait...
Like  •  Oct 2, 2011 at 12:11pm EDT
There is a river . . . and books are boats. Many volumes start down that stream, only to be wrecked and lost beyond recall in its sands. Only a few...a very few, endure the testings of time and live to tell their tale.
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 26, 2011 at 8:19pm EDT
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For the untold books that do not stand the test of time: may we re-write them blissfully ignorant that they have been written before.
3 Like  •  Sep 26, 2011 at 8:39pm EDT
The sand holds prisoner dreams that will never be told
 
2 Like  •  Sep 26, 2011 at 9:50pm EDT
Going on safari for the deadly Kitti Kat. Please leave all packages with my man-servant, Chidi Booblow. He doesn't speak English but makes great mouth sounds that go 'click', 'clack' and 'pop' when he's excited.
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 18, 2011 at 12:42am EDT
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Chidi Booblow, please leave this nondescript brown package in the foyer for your employer. Do not open. Perishables...you understand.
1 Like  •  Sep 18, 2011 at 1:52am EDT
Billy, Chidi can speak english. He just does that click, clack and pop  thing so he doesn't have to go on all those damm road trips. 
1 Like  •  Sep 18, 2011 at 8:51am EDT
Oooo, Chidi, you have such strong shoulders. Maybe you can stay with me while your master is away???
1 Like  •  Sep 18, 2011 at 11:06am EDT
Has anybody seen my wad of gum? *Confused*
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 12, 2011 at 9:08pm EDT
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That's one of the places I've found it.... Just sayin'
Like  •  Sep 14, 2011 at 7:01pm EDT
Is that what was sitting in my mug of daw?
Like  •  Sep 15, 2011 at 10:10pm EDT
I did see your gum, well, heard of it anyway. There was an old lady, took your teeth from your glass, popped them in her own mouth, and said, "My, your gum tastes like..." I couldn't hear the rest. It could have been taste like peanut butter, not sure. Does this help?
1 Like  •  Sep 16, 2011 at 7:24am EDT
The President?
Oh, you mean the guy trying to get elected for another four disastrous years.
Well, the football game was good...*Smile*
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 9, 2011 at 1:17am EDT
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Yes, the same guy who played his own team for the first half and benched the others. Sure, they scored with lopsided power plays while he and his socio-cronies stuffed health-care down our throats, hell-bent on bankrupting the states and progressing us all into a social democracy we didn't ask for, or ever wanted! But now, the benched players are back in the game and Americans everywhere are calling for this coach's replacement in 2012. Fire him? Yes we can! WE CAN'T AFFORD not to!
3 Like  •  Sep 9, 2011 at 9:20am EDT
How is my dear friend Bill doing these days? XO
1 Like  •  Sep 9, 2011 at 3:40pm EDT
I hope folks realize he's campaigning, not leading, as he gesticulates before congress, and conscripted national television. Hope they realize that as a lame duck he would cause even more damage than he has so far.

Yes, a good start to this year's NFL season *Smile*
Like  •  Sep 11, 2011 at 2:31am EDT
Hello to you too! *Smile*

Our Surnames are close. I have 2 Ls but, hey thats close enough!
If you would like something reviewed, I'd be happy to do it. *Smile*

Thanks for stopping by.
Like  •  Comment  •  Jun 9, 2011 at 8:08am EDT
Hi Bill: You have a lot of fans and friends. I am one, too. Hope you and your family are doing well. Thinking of you. Always: Megan
Like  •  Comment  •  May 17, 2011 at 11:56pm EDT
Hey, Daddy! I just posted another poem! :)
Like  •  Comment  •  Mar 17, 2011 at 2:02pm EDT
*Heart*
Like  •  Comment  •  Jan 12, 2011 at 5:26pm EST
Hello, thanks for the review. Wasn't expecting it so quickly! In the Book of Enoch, a religious scripture the Nephilim are the offspring of Angels and Humans. I've never heard of the game you mentioned but will certainly have a look now. Thank you so much for your review comments, I was truly surprised and thrilled by them as I value your opinion. :)
Tiger :)
Like  •  Comment  •  Oct 11, 2010 at 2:04pm EDT
Hiya! Thanks for being a fan! It's more than mutual, for sure. Take care and look me up if there's anything I can do to help. Best always, ~Drew
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 26, 2010 at 9:00pm EDT
hey Bill!! Happy account birthday man-- noticed you spiffed up the portfolio with the tux and everything! I was just thinkin about the old Nightkitchen days just this past week...
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 15, 2010 at 7:38pm EDT
WOW, its your Birthday MONTH and WDC's HOW AWESOME! I will be stopping back in to wish you a HAPPY WDC BIRTHDAY!
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 9, 2010 at 6:05pm EDT
Hi Bill: I went to my Port and see that you are a fan of mine. Thanks so much. We haven't exchanged e-mails in quite awhile but you were one of my first fans and supporters as well as being a friend. Welcome back my friend and wow WDC is 10 years old and I have been here 8 years. Hope life is going well for you. Happy Writing! Always: Megan
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 3, 2010 at 2:38pm EDT

hi,

i put a request if you find time to read, rate and review my three items' portfolio. i shall be obliged at this act of kindness.

plz ignore if you have already done it.

khaki
Like  •  Comment  •  Aug 14, 2010 at 4:15am EDT
Hey, you! I miss our talks. You have fun!
Like  •  Comment  •  Jul 15, 2010 at 10:04am EDT
Hello Bill. I haven't been on WDC in a good while.I see there have been some fun changes. I'll have to update and get back to reading. I am certainly a fan of yours. Jerry says hello, also. :)
Like  •  Comment  •  Jun 5, 2010 at 6:28pm EDT
Thought I would drop by ... I'm however not sure I know the proper posture for jousting... I used to be good at the arcade game. *Bigsmile*

I had and sign your notebook!
Like  •  Comment  •  May 21, 2010 at 2:47pm EDT
So,so sorry Mr. Wilcox,
but when I wear my super twill socks,
I can't help but slide, slide, slide,
so guard your sliders with your padlock,
either that or hide, hide, hide.
Like  •  Comment  •  May 3, 2010 at 4:52pm EDT
how fare, ye, brave knight? This lady is meeting the sun's radiance with a smile, as she watches the passing of the morning hours.
Like  •  Comment  •  May 1, 2010 at 10:55am EDT
Just a darkStarr* wandering by to say HI!
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 30, 2010 at 12:11pm EDT
My friends are always welcome *Cool*
Like  •  Apr 30, 2010 at 7:35pm EDT
*laughs and watches the preparations for battle from afar*
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 29, 2010 at 1:09pm EDT
Great. I get to pop your cherry. Bigsmile Just started my extended version. Oh my, I smell the blood of a wanna be Knight. I don't think we'll be adding Sir to your name anytime soon. -- evil laugh-- Your blood, I saw a vision of it pouring out of your armor. Victory will be mine!
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 26, 2010 at 3:15pm EDT
Then let the joust begin...*Smirk*
Like  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 12:36am EDT
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