| ||||||||||
| ||||||||||
| ||||||||||
| ||||||||||
| ||||||||||
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Wandering Cactus's Notebook |
| It's 45 degrees and absolutely gorgeous outside. Spring is on the way. Come on inspiration!!!! | |
| Two men walk into a bar. The first orders some H20. The second one says, "Sounds good, I'll have some H20 too." The second one died. | |
| Freak accident. | |
| Well this is odd? | |
| Hey, new yellow! Congratulations, and Happy WDC Birthday! | |
| ||
| This came out of the blue. Thank you. | ||
| Thank you so much! This came out of nowhere. | |
| Completely unexpected. Thank you! | |
| Hey Quill! Congrats on that shiny new coat of paint!! | |
| I read poetry from a blind person today. Where does that put me? | |
| Traffic junky. | |
| Osama Bin Laden is dead!!! | |
| This next one should be a perfect circle. | |
| God did not create people. People created God. | |
| Is thinking about rewriting the psalms from a modernist/post-contemporary/avant gard/surrealist standpoint. | |
| The snot is shot. | |
| Sticks and stones have broken my bones, but your words are what heals me. | |
| How to erase a night. | |
| It was like an eyeball in a mousetrap. | |
| Eyestamp. | |
| I just don't get it. How on earth can people be so dumb? We had a construction crew come in to work to replace the produce wet wall (the area where the fruits and veggies get sprayed on) and people were coming up to the service desk saying, 'i just wanted to let you know that you have construction workers in your produce department tearing something down', in all seriousness. i have no hope for the human race. | |
| Killer Cars | |
| Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch. Never leave home without them. | |
| Fimbulvetr. The Great Winter | |
| Burglekutt. | |
| Eyes of the world. | |
| The Bible tells us that all of man was expelled from Eden, but maybe this world actually is our Eden. | |
| Thirty seconds before sunrise. | |
| The wandering cactus is no more. | |
| Sense and insensibility. | |
| Concupiscence. | |
| How do you manufacture light? | |
| incandescent light | |
| Goblin sharks. | |
| Forget me not. | |
| Beauty is for healing, not for stealing. | |
| A sundial in the shape of a nose. | |