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 WinnieKay's Notebook
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I thought you all would get a kick out of this. Here is the first place winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for 2011. This is the worst opening line for a novel ever written:
Cheryl's mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 14, 2012 at 7:25pm EDT
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Yep, that definitely makes me hungry! Thanks, Winnie
Like  •  Apr 17, 2012 at 4:39pm EDT
I can write worse than that with out even trying.
Like  •  Apr 19, 2012 at 2:10pm EDT
OMG, that is priceless, I would have thunk it best, sure-nuff, can't touches dat wif nut'en
1 Like  •  Apr 19, 2012 at 2:44pm EDT
My dear friend S. Michael O. has published his exciting new book on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/New-Gaia-After-Earth-ebook/dp/B007QYSWK8/ref=sr_1 _5?s...

Michael worked hard on this project for many, many months, and the finished product is a heart-stopping adventure through a new land unlike any other. Please support this talented author.
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 4, 2012 at 8:39am EDT
4 people like this.
Congratulation Micheal.
Like  •  Apr 4, 2012 at 8:59am EDT
Wow! Congratulations.
Like  •  Apr 6, 2012 at 3:43pm EDT
Hey there. Just popping by to say hello. Looking forward to the next term of comma sense. Cheers...and Nuts to George.
Like  •  Comment  •  Mar 2, 2012 at 3:09pm EST
*Flowerr*Fixin to go lay down and gets some rest. Mom is went to go pick up anitibiotics and pain meds for ear.*Coffee* Been logged on here for an hour and fixing to go lay down.*Flowerr*All is goodSincerley Happy student*Heart*
Like  •  Comment  •  Jan 25, 2012 at 11:37am EST
Hello, my friends. Just wanted to remind ya'll that the 2012 Winter Term of my Comma Class starts January 13th. (Uh oh... that's a Friday the 13th) Registration opens for New Horizons January 2nd, and the classes fill up quick.
ID: 1624130   (Rated: 13+)
So,,,Put A Comma Here,,,Or Not??? 
Learn proper comma placement and impress your Editor.
by WinnieKay

Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 26, 2011 at 8:12am EST
3 people like this.
Once again, to the battle! :) Much good fortune with the new class. I know the work that goes into making a good experience for a group! They tell me you do a pretty good job at it. (Well, actually they say your classes are beyond awesome!):)

Blessings,

Budroe
Like  •  Dec 27, 2011 at 11:55pm EST
Happy Birthday, Winnie! *Balloonv* *Balloonb* *Balloonp*

I read: "A Birthday Gift"  and I am including a link to it here!

Happy Birthday and thanks for the sentiment in that entry! *Balloonv* *Balloonb* *Balloonp*
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 10, 2011 at 5:48pm EST
Thank you, Ruwth. Mothers are the reasons for the birthdays, aren't they?
Like  •  Dec 10, 2011 at 7:12pm EST
Happy Birthday!
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 10, 2011 at 12:30pm EST
Hi there Wandering Soul.
Thank you for you birthday greeting.
Like  •  Dec 10, 2011 at 7:12pm EST
Hey, happy birthday..

Hope it is great.
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 10, 2011 at 12:18pm EST
Thanks Myst. It's been a good day.
Like  •  Dec 10, 2011 at 7:13pm EST
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!*GiftO*
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 10, 2011 at 12:12pm EST
Thanks, Boss.
Like  •  Dec 10, 2011 at 7:13pm EST
Congratulations on your promotion to moderator! *Balloonb*
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 3, 2011 at 4:08pm EST
Congrats Smile
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 4:51pm EST
Hi Anaise-- Thanks for the congrats.
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:14pm EST
Congratulations on your brand spankin' new promotion! *Bigsmile*
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 1:33pm EST
Thanks Kiya--You're an angel—no, really, you are!!
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:13pm EST
*Balloonb*Congratulations on your promotion!*Balloonb*
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 9:38am EST
Thanks Legerdemain--I'm still reeling from the news.
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:12pm EST
Congratulations on turning blue. This is awesome!! I turned yellow last week and you turned blue this week. You deserve it though.
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:30am EST
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PARTY!!!! *Partyhatb* I got my partyhat on.
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:20pm EST
Well then let's put on our dancing shoes, girl. Are you coming to Texas or shall I go to Japan!! *Balloony**Balloonb*
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:27pm EST
That is a tough one. I miss American Food and I bet food from Texas is AWESOME!!! But Japan is really pretty and nice. This is a toss-up. lol
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:36pm EST
Congratulations - you are a MOD!
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:03am EST
Hi there, Sonali--Yeah, can you believe it? Thanks for the congrats.
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:09pm EST
Congrats on your promotion! *Balloonb*
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 7:12am EST
Hi Mara. I never really expected this. It's been an exciting day.
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:08pm EST
*Balloonb* Congrats on your promotion, Winnie! Well deserved! *Balloonb*
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 5:53am EST
Thanks Patrick. Your encouragement is always a blessing.
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:08pm EST
Congratulations on turning BLUE MODERATOR!!
Keep up the hard work!
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 5:00am EST
Thanks Aqua. It has truly been an exciting day.
Like  •  Nov 29, 2011 at 8:07pm EST
Youvshould be ready for more!! :)
Like  •  Nov 30, 2011 at 5:00am EST
Just checking out this new Updates feature. This is pretty cool. Haven't been reviewing much since my Comma Sense Class opened. My awesome students are keeping me busy!! I'm still in shock over the sudden passing of Rixfarmgirl New Horizons Academy will never be able to replace such a dedicated teacher. Katzendragonz has graciously stepped in to continue Rixy's Grammar Class. We need teachers!!!
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 19, 2011 at 7:22am EDT
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May she rest in peace. My condolences to her family and friends. I still have not found her students.
Like  •  Sep 20, 2011 at 5:53am EDT
That condolences too go to Rixfarmgirl says it all. Miss you since the Lenten Adventure. Since then there is a baby (niece's) in our family. He looks "Gerber". You, too, are a great teacher filled with great ideas. Glad you checked out
Updates !
Like  •  Sep 21, 2011 at 10:36am EDT
Just thought I'd drop by and say hi. Smile
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 22, 2011 at 12:08am EDT
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Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 8, 2011 at 12:43am EDT
I arrived on line this morning to a very nice 'Reviewing Reviewers' GP award. Thank you so much for the very kind thought :) Kx
Like  •  Comment  •  Dec 4, 2010 at 4:15am EST
May the holidays bring you great joy! I hope that 2011 will be a year of wonderful surprises. You are are lovely person, fabulous writer and such a supportive reader of my Newsletters. *Angel* I thank you for all of it. ~WW

Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 27, 2010 at 9:25pm EST
Happy Thanksgiving
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 25, 2010 at 9:00am EST
just dropping by to let you know that you are AWESOME. Bigsmile I can only hope to return the favor to you! (December is looking good! *Laugh*!) Thank you SO much for your honest and insightful reviewing!!
Like  •  Comment  •  Nov 3, 2010 at 9:19pm EDT
You're welcome. I'm enjoying the story. I can actually visualize it in book form. It's really good!! Keep going, J. You're doing a great job.
Like  •  Nov 3, 2010 at 10:14pm EDT
*BalloonB* *BalloonB* Happy WDC 10th Birthday! Hope you're enjoying the festivities! *BalloonB* *BalloonB*
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 6, 2010 at 1:06pm EDT
Enjoy the celebrations! *Bigsmile*
Like  •  Comment  •  Sep 2, 2010 at 4:23pm EDT
So you recently got promoted to Preferred Author too? Very nice, Winnie! And congratulations!
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 12:20pm EDT
Enjoyed looking through your bio page, Winnie... I love 24 and Medium, too. Wink
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 7:38am EDT
Good morning, StoryMistress.
Thanks for the congrats on being yellow. I am still in shock. This honor means so much to me.
I love the Newport look and the opportunity it gives members to get to know each other better.
Like  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 8:00am EDT
Congratulations on your recent promotion to Preferred Author, Winnie! Smile
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 27, 2010 at 7:34am EDT
I just thought that I would leave you this note to tell you that I am your biggest fan. I would also like to congratulate you on becoming a preferred author. You're the best!
Like  •  Comment  •  Apr 25, 2010 at 11:35am EDT
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