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Item Genre(s): Political, Philosophy, Comedy
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Intro Rated: E

Item Size: 21 Questions
Created: 7:00pm on 01-07-2007
Modified: 2:40am on 05-29-2009

<< Snideology >>

There's so much debate in America over politics and policies, and the media is eager to give you nothing but sound-bytes and name calling. Not that sound-bytes and name calling aren't fun or anything, but unless you can wrap your tongue around insults like "You baby-killing Bible-burning tree-hugger!" you are missing entire groups of political ideology to ridicule. Might you be interested to know that there are more than just the "filthy liberal" and "jerk-off conservative" labels out there? Oh yes, there are far more than two political ideologies to add to your insult repertoire. Take this quiz to find out where you fall -- and whom you can make fun of next.

The important information:

You can take this quiz as many times as you like. Take it as yourself, someone you know, or as a political stereotype; hopefully it will work out each way.

I will be continually adding questions. Currently, there are 21 questions in the bank; you are shown only 10 each time, so retaking the quiz will provide you with different questions. If you have an idea for a question, feel free to drop me a note. However, be aware that the question selection you receive each time is completely random.

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Be snide. That's the real point of politics, isn't it?

1. The Executive Branch:

The Bush Administration is most reminiscent of which piece of literature?

	The Bible, Revelations
	The Bible, non-Revelations
	King Lear
	One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
	1984
	that one David Kuo book
	Please! Like George Bush knows how to read

2. Constitution:

We need a constitutional amendment...

	making English the only national language
	defining marriage as one man and one woman
	declaring me permanent supreme leader
	abolishing the Department of Defense, the Department of Homeland Security and the NSA
	like we need four more years of George Bush

3. Governmental Programs:

Assuming you are not a cut-and-run Democrat who will go straight to hell *glare* , how much do you support our troops?

	110%!
	Completely!
	All the way!
	Like my own children!
	Couldn't support them more!

4. Governmental Programs:

Public schools...

	need prayer
	would be safer if teachers packed heat
	need more funding
	kowtow to The Man

5. Taxes:

Taxes are...

	too high.
	too high because the government spends too much money.
	too high on necessities. Like guns.
	too high on things like MJ. Wait, is MJ not legal anymore?
	too high. But not for long.
	necessary.

6. Judiciary:

The Supreme Court is...

	cute, but quaint
	under-utilized
	a protector of civil liberties
	full of activist judges
	easily eliminable

7. International Relations:

What should be done about countries like Iran and North Korea?

	Nuke them NOW!
	Send psychiatrists disguised as assassins to administer much needed antipsychotic drugs.
	Let me at 'em. Seriously. I have ammo in my truck, and this puppy can take out a dictator from 40 miles.
	Live and let live, baby, live and let live.
	I know they're heathens, but do they have oil?
	Maybe this time we should try talking.

8. Ideology:

Where do you find people with political leanings similar to yours?

	I don't.
	NRA meetings
	Church
	The grocery store, the post office, cities and towns across America
	New England
	California
	Cuba

9. Governmental Programs:

What should the U.S. spend more money on?

	National Defense
	Faith-based Initiatives
	Welfare
	Education
	Global Aid
	Citizen Mind Control
	It...shouldn't.

10. Congress:

A newly Democratic Congress began earlier this year. What do you think?

	Thank goodness for the Democratic majority!
	They can legislate whatever the hell they want. My rifle is ready.
	Those filthy Democrats are the reason America tolerates so much sin
	I hate Congress. Someday I will violently overthrow it.
	Their only focus should be getting out of Iraq.
	Democrats are just as bad as Republicans.

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