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Snideology
Where do you stack up in the realm of American political ideology?
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There's so much debate in America over politics and policies, and the media is eager to give you nothing but sound-bytes and name calling. Not that sound-bytes and name calling aren't fun or anything, but unless you can wrap your tongue around insults like "You baby-killing Bible-burning tree-hugger!" you are missing entire groups of political ideology to ridicule. Might you be interested to know that there are more than just the "filthy liberal" and "jerk-off conservative" labels out there? Oh yes, there are far more than two political ideologies to add to your insult repertoire. Take this quiz to find out where you fall -- and whom you can make fun of next.

The important information:
*Bullet*You can take this quiz as many times as you like. Take it as yourself, someone you know, or as a political stereotype; hopefully it will work out each way.
*Bullet*I will be continually adding questions. Currently, there are 21 questions in the bank; you are shown only 10 each time, so retaking the quiz will provide you with different questions. If you have an idea for a question, feel free to drop me a note. However, be aware that the question selection you receive each time is completely random.
*Bullet*Leave comments or results in "Snideology Results"  [13+] if you wish to.
*Bullet*Be snide. That's the real point of politics, isn't it?
1. Elections:
 Assuming you are a registered Republican, which of the following people did you vote for in the 2008 Presidential primary?
      John McCain        
      Rudy Giuliani        
      Mitt Romney        
      Mike Huckabee        
      Sam Brownback, Tommy Thompson, John Cox or some other non-candidate        
      you're kidding, right?        
      I would rather die than register Republican        
 
2. Governmental Programs:
 Public schools...
      need prayer        
      would be safer if teachers packed heat        
      need more funding        
      kowtow to The Man        
 
3. Elections:
 Assuming you are a registered Democrat, who did you vote for in the 2008 Presidential primary?
      Hillary Clinton        
      Barack Obama        
      John Edwards        
      Mike Gravel!! Yessss!!        
      Chris Dodd, Joe Biden, Bill Richardson, or some other non-candidate        
      you're kidding, right?        
      I would rather die than register Democratic        
 
4. Congress:
 A newly Democratic Congress began earlier this year. What do you think?
      Thank goodness for the Democratic majority!        
      They can legislate whatever the hell they want. My rifle is ready.        
      Those filthy Democrats are the reason America tolerates so much sin        
      I hate Congress. Someday I will violently overthrow it.        
      Their only focus should be getting out of Iraq.        
      Democrats are just as bad as Republicans.        
 
5. Government:
 "The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable that I wish it always to be kept alive." The speaker of this quote was...
      ...someone who clearly hates America.        
      ...a true patriot        
      ...my new hero        
      I don't know, but my goodness, that doesn't sound very pleasant.        
      Let me check my Modern Socialist Compendium.        
      Thomas Jefferson        
 
6. Propaganda:
 Which of the following publications gives "true" news?
      The New York Times        
      The Washington Post        
      The Economist        
      The Washington Times        
      Time magazine        
      The Bible        
 
7. Judiciary:
 The Supreme Court is...
      cute, but quaint        
      under-utilized        
      a protector of civil liberties        
      full of activist judges        
      easily eliminable        
 
8. Ideology:
 What sort of censorship, if any, is necessary to effectively run a country?
      None. Absolutely, irrevocably, none.        
      Only that necessary to protect other citizens.        
      Well, if it would make a dent in the filthy liberal media...        
      I know I'm supposed to hate the Taliban and all, but they were definitely on to something about their censoring.        
 
9. International Relations:
 What should be done about countries like Iran and North Korea?
      Nuke them NOW!        
      Send psychiatrists disguised as assassins to administer much needed antipsychotic drugs.        
      Let me at 'em. Seriously. I have ammo in my truck, and this puppy can take out a dictator from 40 miles.        
      Live and let live, baby, live and let live.        
      I know they're heathens, but do they have oil?        
      Maybe this time we should try talking.        
 
10. Constitution:
 We need a constitutional amendment...
      making English the only national language        
      defining marriage as one man and one woman        
      declaring me permanent supreme leader        
      abolishing the Department of Defense, the Department of Homeland Security and the NSA        
      like we need four more years of George Bush        
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