Snideology
        by Lorien  (thatonegirl@Writing.Com)
There's so much debate in America over politics and policies, and the media is eager to give you nothing but sound-bytes and name calling. Not that sound-bytes and name calling aren't fun or anything, but unless you can wrap your tongue around insults like "You baby-killing Bible-burning tree-hugger!" you are missing entire groups of political ideology to ridicule. Might you be interested to know that there are more than just the "filthy liberal" and "jerk-off conservative" labels out there? Oh yes, there are far more than two political ideologies to add to your insult repertoire. Take this quiz to find out where you fall -- and whom you can make fun of next.

The important information:
*Bullet*You can take this quiz as many times as you like. Take it as yourself, someone you know, or as a political stereotype; hopefully it will work out each way.
*Bullet*I will be continually adding questions. Currently, there are 21 questions in the bank; you are shown only 10 each time, so retaking the quiz will provide you with different questions. If you have an idea for a question, feel free to drop me a note. However, be aware that the question selection you receive each time is completely random.
*Bullet*Leave comments or results in "Snideology Results"  [13+] if you wish to.
*Bullet*Be snide. That's the real point of politics, isn't it?
1. Taxes:
 Taxes are...
      too high.        
      too high because the government spends too much money.        
      too high on necessities. Like guns.        
      too high on things like MJ. Wait, is MJ not legal anymore?        
      too high. But not for long.        
      necessary.        
 
2. Propaganda:
 Which of the following publications gives "true" news?
      The New York Times        
      The Washington Post        
      The Economist        
      The Washington Times        
      Time magazine        
      The Bible        
 
3. Congress:
 A newly Democratic Congress began earlier this year. What do you think?
      Thank goodness for the Democratic majority!        
      They can legislate whatever the hell they want. My rifle is ready.        
      Those filthy Democrats are the reason America tolerates so much sin        
      I hate Congress. Someday I will violently overthrow it.        
      Their only focus should be getting out of Iraq.        
      Democrats are just as bad as Republicans.        
 
4. Governmental Programs:
 What should the U.S. spend more money on?
      National Defense        
      Faith-based Initiatives        
      Welfare        
      Education        
      Global Aid        
      Citizen Mind Control        
      It...shouldn't.        
 
5. The Executive Branch:
 The Bush Administration is most reminiscent of which piece of literature?
      The Bible, Revelations        
      The Bible, non-Revelations        
      King Lear        
      One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich        
      1984        
      that one David Kuo book        
      Please! Like George Bush knows how to read        
 
6. Ideology:
 If the United States had a theme song, it would be...
      God Bless America        
      Annie Get Your Gun        
      Peace in Our Time        
      Revolution Man        
      The Democratic Circus        
      I'm So Bored with the U.S.A.        
 
7. Elections:
 Assuming you are a registered Democrat, who did you vote for in the 2008 Presidential primary?
      Hillary Clinton        
      Barack Obama        
      John Edwards        
      Mike Gravel!! Yessss!!        
      Chris Dodd, Joe Biden, Bill Richardson, or some other non-candidate        
      you're kidding, right?        
      I would rather die than register Democratic        
 
8. Congress:
 Nancy Pelosi is the first female Speaker of the House. What do you think?
      You go, girl!        
      Who cares if she's a woman? She's a crazy San Francisco liberal.        
      Who cares if she's a woman? She's mildly obnoxious, the only real requirement for Speaker of the House.        
      Women belong in the home, not in the House.        
 
9. Constitution:
 We need a constitutional amendment...
      making English the only national language        
      defining marriage as one man and one woman        
      declaring me permanent supreme leader        
      abolishing the Department of Defense, the Department of Homeland Security and the NSA        
      like we need four more years of George Bush        
 
10. Ideology:
 Where do you find people with political leanings similar to yours?
      I don't.        
      NRA meetings        
      Church        
      The grocery store, the post office, cities and towns across America        
      New England        
      California        
      Cuba        
How'd you do? Click below for your results:
          

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