Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
        by: Steel  (steal675@Writing.Com)
Take this quiz, and see if you would survive a zombie apocalypse!
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1. Basic Question:
 If you see a zombie coming toward you, what do you do?
      Start punching the zombie.        
      Take off your pants and piss on the zombie.        
      Take an M16, and start shooting at the zombie.        
      Throw a grenade at it and run away.        
      Tell the zombie        
      Shoot it with a shotgun.        
      Start hitting it with a crowbar.        
 
2. Meeting Survivors.:
 You meet 3 survivors of the apocalypse, and they ask you for food. What do you do?
      Give them some of your food.        
      Give them your shit.        
      Give them all the food you've got.        
      Shoot them with your M16.        
      Attract the zombies to them.        
      Walk away.        
      Give them some food and tell them that all of you should stick together.        
 
3. Your safehouse.:
 How well are you protected in your house?
      My windows are locked, my door is locked, and my supplies are under the bed.        
      My windows and doors are boarded up, and my supplies are spread around the house.        
      Well, my windows are always open, my door is never locked, and I keep all my supplies on the street.        
      I've replaced all of my windows with bricks, my metal door is locked, and my supplies are always with me.        
      What house? I live in a box.        
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