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  >> Quiz >> Comedy >> ID #1765716  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Are you Evil Minion Material?
A test to see if when an evil overlord comes to your niegghborhood if you'd be hired.
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Hello and welcome to the EV-i1 Minion placement test. This is a test to see if you are in fact qualified to serve your evil mastermind of choice, after all, not everyone is fit to be a minion. If you pass, you will be the latest member in the nameless armies of evil that fill this world attempting it to bend it to the will of one you obey like your own personal god (Ex: Opra).

The following test will question you on how you react to situations, how or if you plan on advansing youself in this corporation, your expendability, your loyalty, and previous experiences.

Refrences are appreciated.

If you have recieved your scores, here are what your results mean:

9-15: You are not cut out for this job, hell, your more of a hero than villain. Get lost.

16-26: You coward, you are completely useless to this organization. Get lost.

27-33: You are prime minion material, you are loyal, obedient, and smart. Welcome aboard.

34-44: Wow, you're more of a villain in your own right, we might not be able to trust you, but if you join there's a promotion in your future.

45-50: You are a freak. A bloodthirsty, uncontrolled, creepy laugh, murderous freak! The men in white coats are on there way, please remain seated until they arrive.
Quiz Scoreboard Available: View Scoreboard

1. Choices:
 Your master's plan requires complete surprise and an attack on an area your family lives in. What do you do?
      Sabotage the attack and blame it on your lord's weakness        
      Alert the local hero/protection agency so that they can mount a defense and stop the attack        
      Try to avoid damaging the area but continue nonetheless        
      Slay the fools yourself        
      Call them and warn them so they may escape        
 
2. New Management:
 Your master has been overthrown. What do you do?
      Usurp the usurper        
      All hail the new master        
      Ask for the pleasure of killing him        
      Aid your master, this injustice will not go unpunished        
      Defeat them both while they are weak and disorganized        
 
3. Power:
 You have just developed super powers of your own, now what?
      Rampage        
      Put an end to your lord's tyrany        
      Start your own faction within the minions before going rogue        
      Use them to aid your lord's might        
      Keep them a secret        
 
4. Big Boom:
 You have just stubled across the ultamate super weapon. What do you do?
      Use it, duh        
      Offer it to your lord, it's the perfect gift        
      Destroy the thing before it can cause any harm        
      Use it to further your lords goals        
      Take it and use it as a power base        
 
5. Training:
 Your training regement has suddenly become ungodly difficult. What do you do?
      Kill everyone, that's proof your tough enough        
      Quit        
      Submit a formal complaint        
      continue with training, there must be a reason... right?        
      Knuckle through it, it will make you stronger        
 
6. A Newbie:
 A new man/woman has been recuited to your squade. How do you handle it?
      Be kind and show him the ropes        
      Give him a quick once around then expect perfection        
      Demand his payment, or else        
      Ignor him, he won't last long        
      Subvert him into obeying only you        
 
7. Eeek! A Hero!:
 A hero, law enforcement agency, or rival villain group has found the base and begun breaking through the defenses. What do you do?
      Run away screaming        
      Kindly ask them to leave and explain your reasoning if they refuse        
      Gather as many explosives as you can and set them off        
      Switch sides        
      Join your fellows in a mighty counter attack        
 
8. Promotion:
 How would you go about getting promoted?
      I'm fine where I am thank you        
      A vicious combo of blackmail and backstabbing        
      Kill my surperior and whoever gets his job until it's me        
      By helping others make the right choice        
      Kissing up and keeping a clean work area        
 
9. Kamakzii:
 You have been sent on a suiccide mission that is important to your master's plan. What do you do?
      Sabotage the mission        
      Ignor orders and leave it up to chance        
      Betray your master's plan to the enemy        
      Shoot the messanger        
      Fight valiantly until you fall over dead        
 
10. The old lady:
 You have been ordered to patrol the outside of the base and spot an old lady carrying a purse full of money. What do you do?
      Mug the woman for her money        
      Keep an eye on the woman, but continue your patrol        
      Ask the woman if she is lost and help her on her way.        
      Call a strike team to deal with the woman before continuing your patrol        
      Kill the woman, take her purse, and dismember the body        
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