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Lauriemariepea
    My main portfolio contains 5 items.
Folder links are in Red   *   Other Item links are in Blue

[Stories]    (18+)    # 1115427:
        My stories: some finished, many not. heh.
laurie's weird little world    (18+)    # 1117241:
        probably stuff i think is funny. or aggravating. or both.
[O Me!]    (18+)    # 1115413:
        attempts at poetry
[recipes i've stolen and/or modified ]    (E)    # 1366522:
        recipes i've stolen and/or modified to fit my bellicular tastes.
[Eye Candy]    (13+)    # 1102724:
        weird little illustrations, for my weird little emails.
#1102724:   Eye Candy    (13+)     [Top]
weird little illustrations, for my weird little emails.    (42 items)

Dreaming    (E)    # 1804607:
        Explanation unnecessary
Aunt Middie's Attic    (E)    # 1616901:
        kiya's made another classic image, this time for my novel in progress.
nanowrimo 2007    (E)    # 1615922:
        nanowrimo 2007 logo
nanowrimo 2008    (E)    # 1615921:
        nanowrimo logo 2008
nanowrimo 2009    (E)    # 1615920:
        nanowrimo 2009 logo
rosemary's baby film poster    (13+)    # 1602933:
        film poster for 1968 Rosemary's Baby
spooky    (13+)    # 1598764:
        inverted fiery pentagram--lovely and spooky. created by gothic angel.
where darkness dwells    (13+)    # 1598052:
        kiya's hallowe'en season image
visit my blog banner    (E)    # 1531398:
        another of kiya's lovely banners
springtime idyll    (E)    # 1510930:
        kiya's done it again--love her shop!
'tis the season    (E)    # 1503176:
        from adriana's sig shop
2008 nanowrimo winner!    (E)    # 1500660:
        whew! 2008's in the bag, baybee.
jane    (E)    # 1493004:
        jane, the main character of 'blood runs wild and deep'.
ratified    (E)    # 1492598:
        toles encapsulates historic impact of '08 election
Laurie October Kitchen Sink Reviewer    (E)    # 1489549:
        a kind gift from kaya and brooke--!
mystery & horror banner    (E)    # 1478774:
        banner by kiya!
NaNoWriMo 2008!    (E)    # 1478715:
        10th anniversary nanowrimo logo--woohoo!!
nano2007!    (E)    # 1354588:
        hitting the 50k mark nano 2007!
ming the cuddly!    (E)    # 1346443:
        aw, he ain't all that.
halloween queen 2007!    (E)    # 1340756:
        beautiful illustration celebrating 2007 Halloween Queen!
oliver wendell holmes    (E)    # 1339393:
        speak it, oliver.
no immoral books    (E)    # 1336785:
        from {ruser:cattytaurus}'s Image Shop!
art is illusion    (E)    # 1336784:
        from {ruser:cattytaurus}'s Image Shop!
harry the two-headed snail!    (E)    # 1328125:
        oh, you're not gonna believe this.
nanowrimo nov 2007    (E)    # 1327433:
        icon of terror!!
gopherghost!!    (E)    # 1327407:
        fabulous gift from acme, courtesy of {user:terryjroo}!
daisy plotting    (E)    # 1313447:
        she's got a plan.
come hither henry    (E)    # 1313446:
        henry giving us the eye.
henry having a quiet moment    (E)    # 1313441:
        aug 31st--henry's just come home.
calcutta with big eyes    (E)    # 1313435:
        calcutta looking for snacks.
my seester, K    (E)    # 1272880:
        K in greece, of all places. lookit her, all smug and travelly.
el gato, calcutta    (E)    # 1272879:
        she is calcutta. fear her, for she eats much kibble.
me in az    (E)    # 1272876:
        looks like i'm leaning against a short stone wall, a breath away from certain death.
P in new mexico avec java    (E)    # 1272873:
        P in new mexico avec java
badger mascot    (E)    # 1271761:
        trip badger
the animal rescue site    (E)    # 1256194:
        link logo for the animal rescue site
you have been reviewed    (E)    # 1227539:
        sig from tin!
lauriemariepee    (E)    # 1227538:
        sig from tin!
welcome to my mind    (E)    # 1227534:
        sig from tin!
reviewed by gold flower    (E)    # 1147920:
        beautiful illustration marking my reviews
motorists beware!    (E)    # 1126875:
        i love irony.
Crabby McCrabhead    (E)    # 1115449:
        it's a crab!
#1115413:   O Me!    (18+)     [Top]
attempts at poetry    (15 items)

Remembering God    (E)    # 1532691:
        exploring the difference between knowledge and understanding
Acceptance    (E)    # 1511989:
        accepting the darkness *shadorma*
Modern-day Caveman    (13+)    # 1482406:
        we're still afraid of what stalks in the dark.
Trance    (13+)    # 1481968:
        pray to the loa for the ride of your life!
Ghost Hunter's Lament    (13+)    # 1481492:
        a classic dilemma: be careful what you wish for...
Night Terrors    (13+)    # 1480988:
        oh, lordy.
Beastie Wicked    (E)    # 1480686:
        Monsters are all wicked, and all are beasties.
Midnight Pursuit    (13+)    # 1480316:
        we all have our pursuits--some follow, others chase.
Bigtop Dreams    (13+)    # 1479985:
        we need others for different reasons. even clowns.
Grave Decisions    (13+)    # 1335031:
        Night presses in.
tribute to southerndiva!    (13+)    # 1275606:
        southerndiva inspired this poem. please do not fault her for its shortcomings.
Where She Stands    (13+)    # 1136867:
        moment of imagining an immigrant's arrival to Ellis Island in 1900
Shade Tree    (13+)    # 1117642:
        peace means different things at different times, but our nature doesn't change.
Adventure of A Lifetime    (13+)    # 1111795:
        quick, short, silly.
Moving Target    (E)    # 1101248:
        alone on the road, facing up to both the past & the future. boy, that sounds dreary.
#1115427:   Stories    (18+)     [Top]
My stories: some finished, many not. heh.    (5 items)

[science fiction! ]    (18+)    # 1366536:
        my sf and fantasy writing...way more sf than fantasy.
[mystery and horror writing.]    (18+)    # 1366531:
        mystery and horror! like peanut butter and jelly.
[attempts at comedy. ahem.]    (18+)    # 1366524:
        most written for acme's contests, a few for general amusement.
[drama. ]    (18+)    # 1366541:
        stories that won't fit in my other genre-specific folders.
[stumpy fiction]    (18+)    # 1298314:
        stories so short they'll make your eyes bleed.
#1298314:   stumpy fiction    (18+)     [Top]
stories so short they'll make your eyes bleed.    (11 items)

Ladybug In the Grass    (18+)    # 1437367:
        Kyle studies up. (june challenge)
Toby's New Best Friend    (18+)    # 1434678:
        Toby makes a new friend. (June challenge)
Howard's End    (18+)    # 1434295:
        Howard doesn't have much time left. (June challenge)
Drawn In Shadows    (13+)    # 1434291:
        sometimes we find what we need. (june challenge)
The Harvest    (GC)    # 1270583:
        vampire vignette
Sacrifice    (18+)    # 1265102:
        initiation by blood and sacrifice
Camouflage    (18+)    # 1265088:
        'cake' prompt for 120 pieces of nightmare contest
Mirror Image    (18+)    # 1263791:
        flash horror in 120 words
Michelle Wakes to a Bad Dream    (13+)    # 1197427:
        absurd bit of flash fiction
momento di pace nel cielo    (18+)    # 1131190:
        a moment of complete bliss.
Alison's Crush    (18+)    # 1117622:
        Teenaged Alison takes a dare to impress Chad.
#1366522:   recipes i've stolen and/or modified     (E)     [Top]
recipes i've stolen and/or modified to fit my bellicular tastes.    (1 item)

black bean dip!    (E)    # 1295282:
        recipe for black bean dip
#1366524:   attempts at comedy. ahem.    (18+)     [Top]
most written for acme's contests, a few for general amusement.    (9 items)

Balancing Act    (13+)    # 1536203:
        Melanie has skills, but thinking isn't one of them.
Scheherazade's Fortune    (18+)    # 1478509:
        Kyle starts his summer working on a chicken farm.
Funny Ha Ha, Or Funny Genre?    (13+)    # 1378276:
        article for the writing.comedy lounge newsletter
Christmas at the Hansons'    (18+)    # 1360566:
        Christmas Eve goes badly for the Hansons.
How I Learned To Love Having a Tail    (13+)    # 1335120:
        Chicks and werewolves in suburban Canada.
Now For Something Completely Different.    (13+)    # 1332641:
        where my funny comes from.
Love Underappreciated    (18+)    # 1295815:
        hopefully ridiculous, hopefully entertaining as well.
Divine Interference    (13+)    # 1092724:
        if you received this letter, would you be open to the lunatic guidance of an angel?
Clean, Dead Steve    (18+)    # 1089779:
        poor clean, dead steve. laura's got a heck of a mess to clean up.
#1366531:   mystery and horror writing.    (18+)     [Top]
mystery and horror! like peanut butter and jelly.    (18 items)

Guided By Spirits    (18+)    # 1586844:
        Average Joe discovers the world is much more than he knew
Aunt Middie's Attic    (18+)    # 1558683:
        Mark inherits Aunt Middie's house, and discovers dangerous secrets hidden in her attic.
Unearthed    (18+)    # 1480782:
        Simone wakes to a different world.
Basement Jacks    (18+)    # 1473141:
        Little Jacqueline doesn't like the basement, but can't seem to stay away.
Retribution    (18+)    # 1470675:
        Simon looks for an answer to his question.
Night Dust    (18+)    # 1465537:
        Jane has her father's eyes.
The Burning Glow of a Savior    (18+)    # 1455753:
        Young Josiah has a terrible gift.
Automated Systems, Inc.    (18+)    # 1408090:
        the tide turns one night, during crappy tv.
Scratching At the Surface    (GC)    # 1405621:
        Vincent has an itch.
When My Love Comes Tumbling Down    (18+)    # 1403054:
        Violet mourns her lost love on a cold evening.
Base Experiments    (GC)    # 1336125:
        A scientist accepts failure.
Dancing With Mrs. Brown    (18+)    # 1329660:
        *published at espressofiction.com August 2008*
Insomnia    (18+)    # 1220320:
        introduction of a monster story, where the protagonist is the monster.
Reunion    (18+)    # 1144337:
        (Beginning) Mother and daughter reunite, but it's not pretty.
Frank Goes For Breakfast    (18+)    # 1104278:
        Frank orders toast, and gets something else.
Love's Target    (18+)    # 1103692:
        sometimes you just get lucky.
Saturation Point    (18+)    # 1092729:
        a story in progress, something to do with body art influencing actions, taking over...
The Last Job    (18+)    # 1089782:
        joe & frank have one last job to pull off. these things never go well.
#1366536:   science fiction!     (18+)     [Top]
my sf and fantasy writing...way more sf than fantasy.     (4 items)

The Real Joe Sanders Wakes Up    (18+)    # 1468179:
        Joe lunches with a new client and discovers an unexpected perk.
Willow and the Beast    (13+)    # 1333821:
        a fable about courage and family.
Last Wish    (18+)    # 1262555:
        fantasy/romance, for a contest.
Rose Rising    (18+)    # 1254713:
        A young woman discovers the world is a much bigger place than she thought.
#1366541:   drama.     (18+)     [Top]
stories that won't fit in my other genre-specific folders.    (11 items)

Walter Misses the Bus    (13+)    # 1509353:
        Elements converge to prevent Walter making his bus. (an attempt at magical realism)
Down the Garden Path    (13+)    # 1501738:
        Penelope's imagination leads to more than the usual garden walk.
The Last Thanksgiving    (13+)    # 1499676:
        At the end of civilization, what do we have to be thankful for?
The Liquid So Forms    (18+)    # 1463116:
        A son leaves a bad relationship.
Return    (18+)    # 1454832:
        Melody learns her last lesson.
Janet Starts a Fire    (18+)    # 1452098:
        Janet uses her quick wits and reflexes to start a fire.
The Whippoorwill    (18+)    # 1418178:
        A condemned prisoner's last morning.
Amy's Bid for Freedom    (18+)    # 1157065:
        Freedom's within reach, but at what cost?
Swimming With Alligators    (18+)    # 1089784:
        *published at espressofiction.com April 2008*
Ice Cream and Boot Heels    (E)    # 1089777:
        unexpected consequences at a girl's birthday party
Bhadraksh    (E)    # 1089775:
        A moment in the day of a Sri Lankan fisherman.

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