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Bernie Thomas
    My main portfolio contains 19 items.
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[Movie Reviews]    (E)    # 1288650:
        If the critics hate them, they must be good.
[Poetry]    (------)    # 1287417:
        There's only one, but sometimes it's the only way.
[Old Fashion P.I. Serials]    (E)    # 1287419:
        Old Fashion Detective Serials, sort of. Greyson Sloane returns in a couple of P.I. spoofs.
[My Columns - Writing.Comedy Lounge N.L.]    (E)    # 1353694:
        Columns I've written for the WRITING.COMedy Lounge Newsletter
Message    (18+)    # 1340739:
        For father's with daughters-on Hallowen. You might want to think twice about her costume.
LDL 159    (13+)    # 1316388:
        I had my annual physical the other day.
The Dog Sitterer    (E)    # 1314461:
        From time to time, my son asks me to watch his dog.
Green Bread    (13+)    # 1305978:
        What can happen if you don't heed superstitions and old wives tales
No Critters At The Beach    (13+)    # 1300692:
        My first camping trip vacation.
On Shopping—With Women    (E)    # 1268221:
        My girlfriend needs a new dress for a wedding, and takes me shopping.
Coming Up Catholic    (13+)    # 1260836:
        On my return to the church. Re-edited and re-posted.
With Age, Comes Stuff    (18+)    # 1252791:
        In growing older. Re-posted at the request of a special friend.
New York Girls    (E)    # 1240520:
        Understanding my New York girlfriend's dialect
Trauma By Weather    (E)    # 1235062:
        My girlfriend's weather phobia
“Zzzz… Zzzz... Zzzz.”    (18+)    # 1169584:
        Post romantic interlude
What's It Called, Again?    (E)    # 1167057:
        Opinion on the fast fix.
Jumpin’ Jiminy    (13+)    # 1164254:
        My girlfriend's phobia.
I, Monk    (13+)    # 1163240:
        As one grows older, their behaviors change.
Honey? Why Do They Call It A Pigskin?    (E)    # 1158225:
        Teaching my girlfriend football
#1287417:   Poetry    (------)     [Top]
There's only one, but sometimes it's the only way.    (1 item)

Father's Day    (E)    # 1275667:
        I'm not a poet, but occasionally I get ...sappy.
#1287419:   Old Fashion P.I. Serials    (E)     [Top]
Old Fashion Detective Serials, sort of. Greyson Sloane returns in a couple of P.I. spoofs.    (2 items)

[The Case of the Guilty Grocer]    (18+)    # 1357447:
        Someone is out to ruin a supermarket magnet
[The Case of the Mistletoe Mistress]    (18+)    # 1357455:
        A blackmailer sticks it to businessmen who misbehave at a Christmas party.
#1288650:   Movie Reviews    (E)     [Top]
If the critics hate them, they must be good.    (6 items)

Review of The Transformers    (E)    # 1288657:
        A layman's take on Transformers
Review of Beowulf - Wait For the DVD    (13+)    # 1351016:
        My review of Beowulf. Don't waste your time, or your money.
Review of I Am Legend    (E)    # 1361900:
        Review of I Am Legend. If you don't mind a remake of The Omega Man, it's worth the bucks.
Review of The Bucket List    (E)    # 1374509:
        A review of The Bucket List. Not Oscar-bound, but worth the money.
Review of Iron Man. Clear Your Schedule    (E)    # 1422036:
        Review of Iron Man.
Review of The Hulk. He's Green an' Mean    (E)    # 1438809:
        Review of The Hulk.
#1353694:   My Columns - Writing.Comedy Lounge N.L.    (E)     [Top]
Columns I've written for the WRITING.COMedy Lounge Newsletter    (1 item)

Okay … What’s So Funny?    (E)    # 1280411:
        On writing "funny." It's easier than you think.
#1357447:   The Case of the Guilty Grocer    (18+)     [Top]
Someone is out to ruin a supermarket magnet    (5 items)

CASE OF THE GUILTY GROCER - EPISODE 1    (E)    # 1268631:
        Greyson Sloane returns in a PI spoof. OK, I stole some of my own work. So what's the beef?
CASE OF THE GUILTY GROCER - EPISODE 2    (E)    # 1284166:
        Episode 2 - The Setup
CASE OF THE GUILTY GROCER - EPISODE 3    (E)    # 1298020:
        Episode 3 - The Warning
CASE OF THE GUILTY GROCER - EPISODE 4    (13+)    # 1311588:
        Episode 4 - The Puzzle
CASE OF THE GUILTY GROCER - EPISODE 5    (E)    # 1316212:
        Episode 5 Conclusion - The Payoff
#1357455:   The Case of the Mistletoe Mistress    (18+)     [Top]
A blackmailer sticks it to businessmen who misbehave at a Christmas party.    (4 items)

The Case of the Mistletoe Mistress - #1    (18+)    # 1357443:
        Blackmailer sticks it to naughty businessmen at Christmas party. EPISODE 1of 4 - The Party
The Case of the Mistletoe Mistress - #2    (18+)    # 1360012:
        EPISODE 2 of 4 - The Lead
The Case of the Mistletoe Mistress - #3    (18+)    # 1361786:
        EPISODE 3 of 4 - The Grab
The Case of the Mistletoe Mistress - #4    (18+)    # 1365687:
        EPISODE 4 Conclusion - The Favor

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