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winklett
    My main portfolio contains 9 items.
Folder links are in Red   *   Other Item links are in Blue

[A Book of Jonah ]    (13+)    # 1862352:
        My son Jonah lives at a residential school for individuals w/ autism.
The Great Big Bank of Karma    (E)    # 753048:
        "All that matters is what we do for each other." Lewis Carroll
[Pockets Full of Poetry]    (18+)    # 611032:
        Free verse, metered, serious, funny, you name it.
[Misadventures in winklett-land]    (18+)    # 607498:
        Mostly humorous, these stories are often strange and always true.
[Oracle of The Silent Mind]    (18+)    # 620832:
        Gina Rose Hutchinson: 1/8/69 - 10/9/02
[Home Sweet Home]    (13+)    # 853418:
        Everything related to writing, esp. my online home & family here at Writing.Com
[Reviews, Opinions, Awards, Rants, Etc.]    (18+)    # 611021:
        Don't worry, step inside: I usually don't take myself too seriously.
Hook Us! Query Letter    (13+)    # 1855201:
        Our family's descent into a dark side of autism, and the leaky boat we live in
[I Write Short Shorts]    (18+)    # 674279:
        My short stories are mostly extra short and extra strange. Come on in!

#607498:   Misadventures in winklett-land    (18+)     [Top]
Mostly humorous, these stories are often strange and always true.    (10 items)

Stick a Needle in My Eye    (18+)    # 611749:
        How much fun can one person have at the eye doctor's office?
Crouching Spider, Hidden Web    (ASR)    # 588816:
        My ridiculous ongoing battle with spider-kind!
The Pursuit Of Cool    (13+)    # 595247:
        Oh, what a geek I am. I admit it, and will tell you how it all began...
Kissing Cyber-Frogs    (13+)    # 595113:
        My firsthand experience with long-distance, cross-continental, Internet love!
The Pigeon Dance    (13+)    # 633137:
        Instant Karma is delicious served with bird poop and a dirty tissue.
The Gen X Shuffle    (18+)    # 749104:
        Gen X is rapidly approaching middle age - I cope by living in a random-play music land.
[The Ones That Got Me Fired]    (ASR)    # 906826:
        I was fired for writing & circulating these analogy pieces about an office job I disliked.
Vacuuming in the Dark    (E)    # 623750:
        Am I the only person who likes being in the dark?
A Weighty Confession    (18+)    # 614522:
        A skinny minnie makes a fat confession.
Spill It    (E)    # 858012:
        If it's spillable, I'll spill it!

#611021:   Reviews, Opinions, Awards, Rants, Etc.    (18+)     [Top]
Don't worry, step inside: I usually don't take myself too seriously.    (14 items)

Rain on Me    (13+)    # 1254668:
        "When it rains, it pours!" A nonfiction essay for April's Quotation Inspiration contest.
The Wisdom of Kindness    (13+)    # 691615:
        I believe that kindness is the greatest wisdom of all.
The Wisdom of Kindness Award    (E)    # 611237:
        For those who embody the spirit of kindness - I admire and cheer you!
The Love of Language Award    (ASR)    # 611212:
        For those whose love of language is brilliantly apparent in their work and wordcraft.
A Portrait of Autism    (E)    # 891275:
        A bit about my son, Jonah, who was diagnosed with autism when he was 18 months old.
The Advantages of Autism    (E)    # 1199672:
        Autism has its advantages! A light look at the subject from one mom's point of view.
Mindful Medicine    (13+)    # 747454:
        Of a cold 3 days in early March 2002 when my son Jonah was born.
My Twenty Cents' Worth    (13+)    # 628480:
        They threatened to revoke my license over a 20-cent transgression I'd already paid!
This is Your Brain on Drugs    (GC)    # 618513:
        Harmless? Pot causes munchies, silliness, and...uh...what was I just saying?
My Review of "The Brady Bunch"    (E)    # 609213:
        Find out why the Brady Bunch is the best show on TV!
[Lyricist Me?]    (13+)    # 718858:
        I was inspired by a band called "Chrysalis Lore" to try my hand at writing lyrics.
SuperDoc Flies Away    (13+)    # 1391823:
        My amazing doctor has stopped practicing medicine, and it's killing me.
Dear Me    (E)    # 1209261:
        A 'Dear Me' entry for 'a simple contest for the new year.' Hello 2007!
A Child By Any Other Name    (13+)    # 1206113:
        What to name your baby? Traditional or outlandish? My take on the issue.

#611032:   Pockets Full of Poetry    (18+)     [Top]
Free verse, metered, serious, funny, you name it.    (4 items)

[Poetry Piñata]    (18+)    # 963257:
        Take a swat at the piñata and grab at the assorted poems as they fall...
[The Trophy Case]    (18+)    # 963259:
        When one of my poems wins an awardicon, it gets to be in the trophy case!
[Pin the Tail on the Poem]    (18+)    # 631784:
        Nothing heavy here! Lots of deliberately goofy, silly nonsense....
[Haiku for You]    (ASR)    # 857636:
        All Haiku, all the time.

#620832:   Oracle of The Silent Mind    (18+)     [Top]
Gina Rose Hutchinson: 1/8/69 - 10/9/02    (2 items)

[memories in prose]    (GC)    # 743851:
        True adventures of a tomboy Goddess.
[poems from empty places]    (GC)    # 743847:
        Poetry for and about soul-friend Gina, written after her suicide on October 9, 2002.

#631784:   Pin the Tail on the Poem    (18+)     [Top]
Nothing heavy here! Lots of deliberately goofy, silly nonsense....    (10 items)

[Tickle My Funny Bone Contest Poems]    (13+)    # 643445:
        These are all silly poems written for the Tickle My Funny Bone Contest.
[2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown]    (18+)    # 661014:
        Bad poetry entried for the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown
[Bad to the Bone Poems]    (18+)    # 632486:
        All of my intentionally rotten poetry is here for your culinary displeasure!
String    (E)    # 607483:
        Dictated to my husband by Punk the cat. You must read it out loud, preferably with a lisp.
Parody of Sonnet XVII    (13+)    # 608274:
        Here's the real Sonnet XVII, followed by my parody.
Easter Monday Bummer    (13+)    # 675079:
        Chained limericks for Writer's Cramp... I weirded out and wrote something strange.
Spider Ironic    (13+)    # 710257:
        Writer's cramp poem about a legless spider. I hate spiders & had fun writing this!
Barking at the Blarney Stone    (E)    # 633463:
        A Writer's Cramp ditty, me laddie.
The Tragic Tale of Pig and Cow    (ASR)    # 625818:
        A short poem written for Writer's Cramp. Warning: It's a real groaner!
Cupid's Encounter    (18+)    # 622351:
        Naughty Cupid!

#632486:   Bad to the Bone Poems    (18+)     [Top]
All of my intentionally rotten poetry is here for your culinary displeasure!    (11 items)

It Certainly Does Suck    (13+)    # 632474:
        A love poem to my beloved vacuum, for the Bad to The Bone Contest. Yee-haw.
Staplers Are The Best Ever    (E)    # 626187:
        Written for Pita's "Bad to The Bone" Poetry Contest. How bad is it?
Stinky Monkey Poem    (E)    # 638731:
        Ode to a Stinky Sock Monkey (a cinquain)
Monkey Thong    (ASR)    # 638873:
        My husband Andy wrote his own BTTB monkey sock poem; here it is.
Cascade, Take Me Away!    (ASR)    # 638742:
        Wash me, my love! (a cinquain)
Let's be PC About This    (E)    # 853411:
        Balding Men + Vanity = Denial! A Tanka for Pita's Bad To The Bone contest.
Redneck Watching Survivor    (13+)    # 694881:
        Bad to the Bone haiku about least favorite foods...and I do mean LEAST.
Jump Right In    (E)    # 658567:
        Bad to the bone limerick, just swimming in jello...
Jonah    (E)    # 658547:
        Bad to the Bone Limerick, about a marine mammal straight from the Old Testament.
Like Water Can’t Go Through Lace Holes?    (ASR)    # 643858:
        For Bad to the Bone contest; yellow laces and all.
I had it Rough in My Toughskins    (ASR)    # 643855:
        For Bad to the Bone Contest; seeking emotional closure!

#643445:   Tickle My Funny Bone Contest Poems    (13+)     [Top]
These are all silly poems written for the Tickle My Funny Bone Contest.    (26 items)

Nigel & Me    (E)    # 704117:
        Writer's Cramp poem for Nigel, the daft-but-cute cat. :-)
Nosferatu in the Night    (E)    # 660125:
        TMFB Day 28 Poem Challenge Vampire Villanelle
Injured Pride    (E)    # 659272:
        TMFB Poetry Challenge Day 27. Rubiyat poem about skid row for sweaters.
Semi-Private Room    (E)    # 658892:
        TMFB Day 26 Triad (Poem-a-Day Challenge)...how do solve a problem like a snorer?
Sinatra Silver Filling    (E)    # 657933:
        Trip to the dentist (shudder) for TMFB Day 25 poetry challenge.
Expatriots    (E)    # 657297:
        God knows how my brain comes up with this weird stuff. Limericks for TMFB Day 24.
Scarecrow Has Left the Building    (E)    # 656798:
        A little ditty I wrote for our answering machine. A TMFB Challenge Poem Day 23
1985    (E)    # 656169:
        TMFB Poetry Challenge Day 22. I was fifteen, and quite the geeky teeny-bopper. Haiku.
Ahhhh.....The Power of Cheese    (E)    # 655488:
        This is incredibly cheesy. TMFB Poetry Challenge Day 21
Sock-In-The-Dryer Sonnet    (ASR)    # 654922:
        TMFB Day 20 poem. Lost a sock in the dryer again? Here's why.
The Ballad of Narcissus    (ASR)    # 654288:
        Narcissus was his own worst enemy.
Trendy Tree    (E)    # 652975:
        TMFB Day 17 of Poetry Challenge. New buds are "in" this year. Lantern poem.
Sweety Cuddles Puddin Pie    (ASR)    # 652276:
        Day 16 of the TMFB Poetry Challenge. A day in the life of a particularly nutty feline.
Do Not Go Placid Into That Shop Rite    (E)    # 651607:
        Forgive me, Dylan Thomas. TMFB Poetry Challenge Day 15.
Like So Much Trash    (E)    # 650791:
        Day 14 of the Poetry Challenge. This epistle poem really is garbage.
Famous For a Day    (E)    # 650060:
        Day 13 of the TMFB poem-a-day challenge. About a shadow, starlet for a day.
Messy Mirror Marriage    (ASR)    # 648950:
        Day 12 haiku; some couples really know how to party.
Balloon's Shout Out to Bozo    (ASR)    # 648233:
        Dodoitsu, Bozo style. Day 11 of the TMFB Poetry Challenge.
Sonnet to a Lost Bostonian Moth    (E)    # 648200:
        "Jane, get me off this crazy thing!" Day 10 of the TMFB poetry challenge.
Fly, Watching Shy    (13+)    # 647136:
        Who's watching you? Day 9 of the Tickle My Funny Bone Poetry Challenge.
Death Takes Angel    (13+)    # 646734:
        Ding Dong! Death at the door! "Dodoitsu" form.
Amour, Aqua Pillow    (13+)    # 645061:
        How do I love thee, oh pillow?
Your Food is Having Fun Without You    (E)    # 644266:
        For Tickle My Funny Bone Poem-a-Day Challenge. What goes on in YOUR fridge at night?
Butter Me Up    (ASR)    # 643439:
        Grocery Store limerick for Tickle My Funny Bone Daily Poem Contest. Butter beware!
Grocery Grapes    (ASR)    # 642865:
        Haiku for Tickle My Funny Bone March poem-a-day contest - grapes should be sealed!
Clean Up in Aisle Ten    (E)    # 641803:
        A ridiculously silly limerick written for the Tickle My Funny Bone contest.

#661014:   2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown    (18+)     [Top]
Bad poetry entried for the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown    (23 items)

Frere, Jacques?    (ASR)    # 678833:
        Round 14 for the 2nd annual anti-slam; bad poem free verse: swift incongruity.
Nitrous    (13+)    # 678466:
        Free verse poem about the dentist for the anti-slam finales!
This is A Stick-Up    (13+)    # 677816:
        Round 12 of the anti-slam finales; fast food septet.
Office Positions    (18+)    # 677170:
        Round 11 of the 2nd annual anti-slam; chained haiku on vocation/office politics.
Cat Calls    (ASR)    # 676208:
        For round 10 of the Anti-Slam Smackdown finales - free verse taunting the judges.
One of Those Pesky Commandments    (13+)    # 675719:
        For the 2nd annual anti-slam poetry finals; a triad, unrhymed, about discount savings.
Hit Me With A Soft Rock    (13+)    # 674992:
        2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown Finales Round 8...chained 3-part haiku, any topic.
His Holy Clothes    (E)    # 674059:
        2nd Annual Anti-Slam finales...English tanka about avoiding clothes shopping.
Lives Are At Stake!    (13+)    # 673539:
        Holy Bad Poem! English Tanka for the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Finals: traffic frustrations.
Keep 'em Coming    (13+)    # 672897:
        Free verse about childhood comfort food for the 2nd annual anti-slam smackdown finals.
Donnicker    (18+)    # 672181:
        2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown Finales Round 3. Sonnet - teaching kid to cycle.
Wish Me Luck    (18+)    # 671398:
        Quintilla about bad luck for the 2nd annual anti-slam smackdown finals. It's baaad!
I Got You Covered    (ASR)    # 670423:
        Anti-Slam Bad Poetry Finale Round 1. Free verse; the joy of helping kids with homework.
Brown Muse Floating    (13+)    # 668708:
        Round 10 of the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown; Pantoum about my bad poetry muse: a poopy.
Lithping Lipth    (ASR)    # 667737:
        For the Thecond Annual Anti-Thlam Thmackdown. Exthpolring a body part(s). haiku triplet.
Mah Truck    (ASR)    # 666907:
        Sonnet about mah truck, Lucy. I done love Lucy, I shore do.
Dude, You Got Yourself a Real Problem!    (ASR)    # 666322:
        For the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam, Round 7. Triolet about allergies. Haaaaaaatchuuuuuuoooooo!
Thumb in the Mouth Hole    (ASR)    # 665543:
        Round six of the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown. Sedoka about toys and eeeeee--vil.
The Wonder of You    (E)    # 664827:
        It's a miracle! (Deliberately bad haiku. You have been warned!)
Buy Our Brand That's Really Good    (E)    # 664414:
        Round 4 in the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown; sedoka - subject is commercials.
B'Alliteration    (13+)    # 663640:
        Round Three in the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown; twisted free verse w/city & animal.
Hoe Gone Bad    (E)    # 663048:
        For Round Two of the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown. Gardening joys abound...
Razor Encounter    (ASR)    # 662277:
        I don't mean to brag, but this is REALLY bad. For the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown!

#674279:   I Write Short Shorts    (18+)     [Top]
My short stories are mostly extra short and extra strange. Come on in!    (3 items)

The Endtimes    (ASR)    # 703708:
        A Writer's Cramp monologue about life (and death) without writing.com.
The Ring    (E)    # 863914:
        Micro-fiction story about a ring, and a miracle.
Dynamic Duo    (13+)    # 687476:
        A dynamic duo dialogue!

#718858:   Lyricist Me?    (13+)     [Top]
I was inspired by a band called "Chrysalis Lore" to try my hand at writing lyrics.    (1 item)

Chrysalis Lore    (E)    # 718860:
        I wrote this after hearing 'Chrysalis Lore' play today. Needs another verse...

#740386:   Winklett Goes To Convention 2003    (13+)     [Top]
My experience at the 2003 writing.com convention    (1 item)

Convention 2003 ROCKED!    (13+)    # 740091:
        What was the convention like? (the long answer) The short answer? It ROCKED!

#743847:   poems from empty places    (GC)     [Top]
Poetry for and about soul-friend Gina, written after her suicide on October 9, 2002.    (14 items)

Sure Shot    (18+)    # 615619:
        Gina Rose Hutchinson (1/8/69-10/9/02)
Regarding the Gun    (13+)    # 677136:
        Perhaps she looked so forward to the next world that it was an incredible experience.
Lessons    (ASR)    # 634950:
        Written for the Return of the Son of Slam Finals; The prompt was: teachers
Transformation    (ASR)    # 636678:
        Written for Son of Slam Finals; the prompt was "my best ever poem."
Sinking In    (13+)    # 667293:
        For Outlaw Poet's Weekly Contest...about this hardest day.
Shiver    (E)    # 1458869:
        Stream of consciousness daydream of Gina, nearly 6 years gone. Wings of Desire inspired.
You Alone    (ASR)    # 978756:
        A linked friendship poem: the last letter of one line is the first letter of the next.
Thirty-Four    (ASR)    # 744858:
        I turn 34 today, and for the first time I am older than you. I miss you, Gina.
Increments    (ASR)    # 728108:
        About the increments of time along Gina's journey.
Subtraction    (ASR)    # 712312:
        After a hiatus, I am again writing about Gina, lost to suicide. 2 - 1 = less than zero.
One Poem    (13+)    # 680992:
        I suspect I am just writing the same old poem over and over again.
Under the Wheel    (13+)    # 680369:
        For Outlaw Poet's Weekly Contest; about this first spring without my best friend.
Infinite Light    (ASR)    # 677507:
        For Outlaw Poet's weekly contest - for Gina Rose.
False Flowering    (ASR)    # 659505:
        Spring, sans the bloom. To Gina.

#743851:   memories in prose    (GC)     [Top]
True adventures of a tomboy Goddess.    (1 item)

Chocolate Affair    (13+)    # 644664:
        For Gina, eating chocolate was an EXPERIENCE.

#762619:   Clipart & Images    (E)     [Top]
Freeware clipart and images I'm using for my items/website.    (8 items)

Glitter on the Highway Header    (E)    # 1167019:
        For my new journal, thanks to Unicorn!
Confessions Banner    (E)    # 926280:
        My new banner for "Confessions of the Uncool"...
The NEW Great Big Bank of Karma Banner    (E)    # 925448:
        Look at my all-new banner for the Great Big Bank of Karma!
Van Gogh's Cafe Terrace at Night    (E)    # 869740:
        Vincent Van Gogh's "Cafe Terrace at Night"
winklett drops bombs    (E)    # 868365:
        A new sig, made by Highly Evolved - thank you!
The Great Big Bank of Karma Banner/Sig    (E)    # 854942:
        My brand new sig/banner for The Great Big Bank of Karma!
The Pond at Memory's Garden    (E)    # 762514:
        The pond at Mempry's Garden, where Gina and I sat and talked for hours.
A Winklett Sig    (E)    # 750081:
        My very own Winklett sig!

#853418:   Home Sweet Home    (13+)     [Top]
Everything related to writing, esp. my online home & family here at Writing.Com    (11 items)

Why I Love Writing.com    (ASR)    # 853326:
        I am grateful to writing.com, the hands-down best writing website out there.
Happy Third B-Day, Writing.com!    (E)    # 745739:
        Sing to the tune of "Happy Birthday to You" and blow out the candles - Hooray!
[Winklett Goes To Convention 2003]    (13+)    # 740386:
        My experience at the 2003 writing.com convention
[Winklett Goes to Convention 2004]    (ASR)    # 875087:
        All about Convention 2004 - an amazing experience!
We Writers    (E)    # 859533:
        An acrostic poem of my username, winklett. About writing, of course!
A Writer's Home    (E)    # 733092:
        Singing the praises of writing.com!
Ode To You    (E)    # 744043:
        A Writer's Cramp redondilla tribute to this entire website, from concept to creation.
Cloud Pens, Vast Papered Skies    (E)    # 746737:
        Celebrating the third birthday of writing.com, as prompted by Writer's Cramp today.
Happy Birthday Writing.com!    (E)    # 1151889:
        Limerick in celebration of Writing.com's 6th birthday!
Writer's Block Cruelty    (E)    # 1143619:
        Pantoum for Writer's Cramp; feeling blocked by the anti-writer!
Naptime    (E)    # 693454:
        Limericks for Writer's Cramp about getting Jonah Russell to bed so I can go online.

#857636:   Haiku for You    (ASR)     [Top]
All Haiku, all the time.    (10 items)

Finishing Touches    (E)    # 1136747:
        In memory of Tom Pagano: 9/9/72 - 7/14/06. He was an amazing artist.
Mastermind    (E)    # 866718:
        A Senryu - the language of the mastermind.
Peacock    (E)    # 965587:
        My attempt to describe a peacock in a single haiku.
Moon Music    (E)    # 903585:
        The music of the moon: a month by month chained haiku.
Portuguese Marketplace    (E)    # 860136:
        Brazilian haiku; 1st & 3rd lines rhyme, as well as syllables 2 & 7 in the 2nd line.
Funeral Fog    (E)    # 648621:
        Haiku for Outlaw Poet's Weekly Poetry Contest.
Haiku Zoo    (E)    # 965670:
        Haiku at the zoo -- or about animals, at any rate!
Spider Snack    (ASR)    # 965580:
        This is my worst nightmare.
A Taste of the Calendar    (E)    # 948854:
        A chained haiku, one for each month of a truly fruitful year.
Very Punny    (E)    # 670745:
        Round 2 of the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown! Single haiku that's so very punny!

#857641:   Autism: Poems for Jonah    (ASR)     [Top]
These are poems for and about my son, Jonah, who has autism.    (9 items)

Womb Magic    (13+)    # 999985:
        For the SLAM, about a quiet accomplishment.
In Me, a Mother    (ASR)    # 688214:
        Writer's Cramp poem for my son, Jonah, written on my second Mother's Day as a mom.
Astronomy, Day Four    (ASR)    # 724236:
        For Son of Slam 3, round 4. About the day my son was born....
Jawbone    (ASR)    # 1862755:
        Loss births guilt; a twisted version of the tale of Jonah and the whale.
Jonah    (E)    # 800990:
        Today my son was diagnosed with autism.
A Gift, A Game    (E)    # 790568:
        I am blessed by mothering my sweet son Jonah.
Vacation Vision    (E)    # 707539:
        A writer's Cramp huitain about the most beautiful beach I've ever seen, for Jonah.
Well, I’ll Be a Monkey’s Mother    (ASR)    # 692154:
        A haibun for writer's cramp about a monkey & bananas....not what you might expect!
Mayday!    (ASR)    # 681939:
        Mayday! Mayday! My monkey-boy son is nutty today - which happens to be May 1st (2003).

#875087:   Winklett Goes to Convention 2004    (ASR)     [Top]
All about Convention 2004 - an amazing experience!    (3 items)

Convention 2004: Love and Laughter    (ASR)    # 875082:
        My take on the wonderful experience of Writing.com's Convention 2004!
wannabe & me    (E)    # 875905:
        Me & Wannabe at Convention 2004 :-)
winklett wields the magic 8 ball    (E)    # 876030:
        I consult the magic 8 ball at Convention 2004.

#905856:   Pictures of Jonah    (E)     [Top]
These are all photos of my son, Jonah Russell, born March 7, 2002.    (8 items)

Jonah Russell 12/07-8/08    (E)    # 1458801:
        My son Jonah Russell, age 5-6.
Jonah's School Photo Nov 2005    (E)    # 1046304:
        This is Jonah's school picture. He is 3 and a half years old.
Birthday Boy    (E)    # 960233:
        Jonah, on his third birthday, smiling big!
Regarding Jonah    (E)    # 960227:
        New photo of Jonah, taken late March of 2005...he is three.
Another Angle    (E)    # 960228:
        My thumb-sucker son, Jonah, in his baseball cap.
Jonah's Big Smiles    (E)    # 905854:
        My two-year-old son Jonah, smiling big.
Jonah & His Daddy Pillow    (E)    # 905853:
        Jonah, age 2 1/2, sleeping on his pillow, better known as dad's tummy.
Jonah and his mommy (me)    (E)    # 1100280:
        Here's Jonah happily eating cake at a birthday party for my cousin's son.

#906826:   The Ones That Got Me Fired    (ASR)     [Top]
I was fired for writing & circulating these analogy pieces about an office job I disliked.    (3 items)

Dry Food For Dogs    (ASR)    # 906824:
        I was fired for circulating this analogy comparing a food brokerage to a dog pound.
The Rat Race (or The Art of Losing)    (ASR)    # 906835:
        Another piece written during my not-so-happy days as receptionist at a food brokerage.
The Unsinkable S.S. McXXXXXXX    (ASR)    # 906842:
        The third and last analogy, comparing our office to a sinking ship.

#963257:   Poetry Piñata    (18+)     [Top]
Take a swat at the piñata and grab at the assorted poems as they fall...    (94 items)

Hold it    (------)    # 1761198:
        He is holding it together
Artist Widower    (E)    # 693738:
        A Writer's Cramp poem (sept form) about fruit...I took this in a weird direction.
Cabbie's Last Shift    (13+)    # 1308091:
        I finally wrote a 9/11 poem, for a contest called "City Smells."
Grasping I    (ASR)    # 871436:
        Round 3 of the Slam Semi-Finals - a poem with some help from Paul Simon.
Constanze Weber    (ASR)    # 998731:
        Slamming about Mozart as husband, love lost.
One    (E)    # 978412:
        A chain of 3 Pi stanzas, for writer's cramp.
Disappearing Act    (ASR)    # 961761:
        What does it mean to fade into obscurity?
Offerings Born    (ASR)    # 1224212:
        A traditional poem with meter & rhyme; the gifts of love...
Sides    (ASR)    # 743610:
        A free style poem for Writer's Cramp, inspired by Uncle Walt's work.
Commencement    (ASR)    # 870830:
        For the Slam Semi-Finals; Ah, commencement from college. I remember it well.
Van Gogh - Cafe Terrace at Night    (E)    # 869733:
        Envisioning entering Van Gogh's painting, "Cafe Terrace at Night."
The Sun    (E)    # 962719:
        Written for the "Surrealtor" contest, and of the superstar sun...
Revelation    (ASR)    # 867202:
        An unusual kind of revelation, prompted by a bible verse.
Everything it Takes    (13+)    # 731047:
        Playing along with the slammers, though I'm officially eliminated...Round 2, Finales.
Lasting Impression    (ASR)    # 966812:
        A two stanza Neuvain Romantique.
Likeness    (ASR)    # 967833:
        A double (word) Tetractys about the likeness in a mirror.
The Late Chrysanthemum    (13+)    # 660788:
        My first A-Z poem - intended to be about Lady MacBeth but it had a mind of its own.
Snozzberry Tulips    (E)    # 967230:
        Willy Wonka dreams of tulip bulbs....a PI poem - 3,1,4,2,8, & 6 words per line.
Gone    (ASR)    # 681383:
        Prompted dodoitsu about insanity. Good times!
October Hush    (E)    # 754944:
        Naga Utu form for Writer's Cramp, striving not to write a cliche autumn poem.
Carmen Concocted    (ASR)    # 730131:
        For Round 1 of the Finale; Carmen Miranda's hat is frought with fruit.
Gypsy Rhythms    (ASR)    # 973080:
        A companion Pantoum poem, written to complement a friend's Pantoum...
The Passion of the Prairie    (18+)    # 872509:
        Slam grand finale part 2 - destruction
Novice Goddess    (ASR)    # 872217:
        Slam Grand Finale poem one of two: Invention!
Playing Chopin (Piano Concerto #2)    (E)    # 866247:
        How to play Chopin's Piano Concerto #2, in a poem. Nobody said it was easy.
Romance Aisle    (13+)    # 869538:
        A poetic, public, intimate experience with food.
American Charades Aught Three    (ASR)    # 638412:
        For the Return of the Son of Slam Contest's Grand Finale. Prompt = charades.
Leaving Minerva    (ASR)    # 724902:
        For Round 5 of the Son of Slam 3; about a time when I REALLY played the fool...
Backward Glance    (E)    # 966828:
        For writer's cramp poetry week - a (word) Eintou poem about cherry blossoms.
Doctored Illusion    (ASR)    # 868205:
        A pantoum for the Slam, about being scarred by my caesarean section after a 3-day labor.
Assateague Island    (E)    # 677786:
        For Writer's Cramp; Neuvain about horses; mine are the wild ponies of Assateague.
Faith of the Flightless    (ASR)    # 667957:
        A strange spiritual poem in black & white.
Once in a Blue Moon    (ASR)    # 859922:
        Once in a blue moon, mythology and nature intertwine...
I'll Come To You    (ASR)    # 858751:
        The silhouettes of vessels on this golden stage of sea...
Creating Tomorrow    (13+)    # 611076:
        This is my attempt at a villanelle.
Perfect Sense    (ASR)    # 611068:
        Just a fun little piece about contradictions.
Honeybee Confectioners    (E)    # 860833:
        A Pantoum of cotton candy honeycombs, all glistening in the sun.
February Sixteen    (ASR)    # 631848:
        Written for writer's cramp, but definitely from the heart.
Stealing the Midnight Stars    (E)    # 851476:
        The title is the prompt, so I took it from there.
Unspoken Ending    (ASR)    # 721615:
        For Son of Slam 3; of love, and profound loss. Chained haikus mushed into stanzas.
Graduating Backward    (13+)    # 600262:
        Written in 1991... graduating from college and terrified of the "real world."
Seize and Desist    (13+)    # 611049:
        This is a sequel to Graduating Backwards, written a year or so later.
The Garbage Men    (ASR)    # 960539:
        A journal entry stream-of-consciousness turned poem, a la Dr. Seuss.
Portrait of an Artist at Twenty-One    (18+)    # 611269:
        A short poem written in 1991.
Payback    (18+)    # 601057:
        A strange, dark poem.
As If    (E)    # 600256:
        A short poem which was one of a chapbook I published in 1991.
A Waste of Stone    (18+)    # 601088:
        A much-revised edition of a poem written for a chapbook back in college.
Cyclic    (18+)    # 611044:
        A look at the circle.
Whatsoever You Do    (13+)    # 693457:
        I wrote this after I realized I had pre-judged a stranger.
Your Birthday    (E)    # 611041:
        This poem is for everyone who has ever lost a child.
My Piglets and Me    (ASR)    # 656259:
        Triolet about farm animals for Writer's Cramp.
The Day They Told You    (ASR)    # 851355:
        In honor of breast cancer surivor Aunt Pat (Treeshee), for Writer's Cramp.
Mystery Aquatic    (E)    # 713985:
        Prompted by a news story about a mysterious sea creature found in Chile...what is it?
Diwali    (E)    # 769485:
        Celebrating the Hindu holiday of Diwali with a Naga Uta poem.
Common Chords    (13+)    # 664070:
        An orchestrated, ill-fated race at Saratoga, New York.
Genus Rosa    (E)    # 676432:
        Rose triolet for Writer's Cramp. Ever noticed how beautiful roses' names are?
Hooray of Summer    (E)    # 706090:
        Writer's Cramp poem; attempt at a Naga Uta about summer.
Garden Deliciousness    (ASR)    # 677210:
        Dodoitsu about apple blossoms for Writer's Cramp.
Tom & Jerry    (E)    # 727553:
        Simon & Garfunkel used to call themselves "Tom & Jerry."
Breathing Love    (ASR)    # 719852:
        Writer's Cramp free-verse poem about the unique and blended scent of love
Arizona Photographer    (E)    # 685325:
        Writer's Cramp poem, from the viewpoint of a photographer in the desert...
Humility    (E)    # 655329:
        For Writer's Cramp. First try at a countdown poem, and also first try at spiritual.
Snapshots: County Clare    (E)    # 652690:
        Triad about Ireland written for Writer's Cramp
Silent Mind    (E)    # 1282412:
        For June 2007's Quotation Inspiration Contest; Live each season as it passes!
When it Rained    (ASR)    # 1149266:
        For Writer's Cramp; a nod to Ray Bradbury's "There will come soft rains"
Iceberg Castles    (E)    # 1070723:
        A pantoum written for a test writing job & rejected as "too difficult a form..."
Bradbury Park    (13+)    # 1002345:
        A prose poem for SLAM, of an urban fantasy nightmare...
1969    (ASR)    # 991718:
        An unrhymed ghazal about the events occuring the year I was born.
June 19, 1953    (13+)    # 868859:
        Of the spy case of Ethel and Julius Rosenberg, who were both executed on June 19, 1953.
Rising Spires    (E)    # 860484:
        An Eintou poem of the Latvian capital, during war and at peace.
Milkman Academy    (E)    # 855444:
        What have we learned this year at Milkman Academy?
Decision    (13+)    # 849211:
        Inspired by Roobear to try my hand at animal poetry.
Bad Move    (E)    # 754391:
        These fish have migrated right into the crocodile's mouth -- bad move!
Gallery Season    (ASR)    # 752016:
        My attempt to capture some essence of autumn...
Coastline    (E)    # 749924:
        For Outlaw Poet's Contest; prompted words are 'whisper' and 'scream'.
Marking Endings    (E)    # 743048:
        A look at Labor Day, written in countdown form for Writer's Cramp.
Father In Combat    (ASR)    # 726223:
        For the Son of Slam Round 6 - when every room is a waiting room...
Common Quarters    (ASR)    # 720475:
        For Son of Slam 3... Our home is without rooms.
In Passing    (ASR)    # 718409:
        For Outlaw Poet's Contest, waxing philosophical and sleep-deprived.
The She-Bear's Bush    (E)    # 708822:
        Writer's Cramp Septet about a secret bush with berries for one creature alone.
Reflections on My Eighty-Third Birthday    (ASR)    # 708377:
        Aging is universal; the realization takes a long time to truly accept.
Magnolia Grand    (E)    # 708047:
        Writer's Cramp dodoitsu about magnolias, all heady & rich.
Hazelmoon's Peak    (ASR)    # 706654:
        Writer's Cramp entry/ nod to Elfquest™.
Dinnertime    (13+)    # 694874:
        Story-poem about a monster who lives at the Haunted Hotel (contest)...
Sunset Morning    (E)    # 694409:
        Ae freslighe (I can't pronounce it either but it's a HARD form!)...
Birthmother, Poet    (ASR)    # 692387:
        Writer's Cramp Quintilla about a possibility. Prompt = rain.
Planet Delusion    (ASR)    # 690125:
        Outlaw Poet's Weekly Contest entry bordering on the ridiculously philosophical.
Lantern Room    (E)    # 683557:
        At the elbow of Cape Cod's "arm" is the Chatham Lighthouse...
Westward    (13+)    # 681618:
        Trains as snakes, slithering along distances stretched by time.
Mala Prayer    (E)    # 678745:
        Little Lantern poem for Writer's Cramp; thinking of a Buddhist nun praying...
Elm and Oak Alike Awaken    (E)    # 652593:
        Enclosed tercet about trees for Writer's Cramp, at dawn of the spring.
Stern Broadcast    (13+)    # 646102:
        This is not a test. (Prompted, for Writer's Cramp)
Winter Loon    (13+)    # 635312:
        My attempt at an Englyn Unodl Crwc (just try to pronounce it) for Writer's Cramp.
I used to    (E)    # 631767:
        Sometimes it's just too late at night to be writing poetry. For Son of Slam Contest.

#963259:   The Trophy Case    (18+)     [Top]
When one of my poems wins an awardicon, it gets to be in the trophy case!    (13 items)

Skirts of Rain    (E)    # 678452:
        Pantoum about rain in summertime, and rain falls outside as muse.
Codeine    (ASR)    # 595940:
        January 1991
Just Like Any Other Boy    (E)    # 855904:
        For my husband Andy, from our autistic son Jonah. I dictated. Happy Father's Day!
Watching Television    (ASR)    # 601067:
        My poetry professor challenged us to write a poem entitled "Watching Television."
Sensate    (ASR)    # 682060:
        Poem written for a contest, prompted by artwork.
Cured    (18+)    # 611279:
        Make of it what you will!
The Wedding    (13+)    # 630322:
        Outlaw Poet's Contest Entry. Everyone's invited to this wedding.
The Truth of a Dream    (13+)    # 620829:
        I dreamt of Gina for the first time last night. Thanks to Pallas Athene for a title idea.
Sighted Fireworks    (E)    # 864110:
        How do I describe fireworks to my blind daughter, Brynn? In a poem...
In the Beginning    (E)    # 649701:
        Spring: bring it on!
At the Last    (13+)    # 673760:
        For Outlaw Poet's Weekly Contest. Another one about Gina, weathered as leather.
Columbia    (13+)    # 621435:
        For the lost Columbia crew.
Backdoor    (13+)    # 869104:
        You come uninvited... (this poem does not use the letter "i")

#1862352:   A Book of Jonah     (13+)     [Top]
My son Jonah lives at a residential school for individuals w/ autism.     (4 items)

[Autism: Poems for Jonah]    (ASR)    # 857641:
        These are poems for and about my son, Jonah, who has autism.
Jonah's Journey    (18+)    # 953544:
        The adventures of my nine year old son Jonah, who has autism.
In the Belly of the Whale    (ASR)    # 1862164:
        We placed our only son in a residential school for individuals with autism. Why?
[Pictures of Jonah]    (E)    # 905856:
        These are all photos of my son, Jonah Russell, born March 7, 2002.

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