Can’t Touch ‘Them’

I saw this advertisement again last night on TV.
A man and wife were sitting close on a settee.
He complained, “She won’t let me touch ‘them’!”
This seemed to be a great disappointment to him.

The wife pronounced her ‘pair’ to be hard and cracked,
so ugly that any attempt to touch ‘them’ she sidetracked.
They then proceeded to describe this medicated cream
whose use soon made her ‘pair’ now feel like a dream.

All in all, that cream did seem like one of the best deals.
It cured those hard and ugly cracks she had in her heels.
At last, she now allowed him to massage both of her feet,
and this appeared to make the man’s happiness complete.

(Say, were you thinking of some other ‘pair’?
That ‘pair’ television commercials won’t dare!)

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