Barbie’s Military Affair

Barbie’s Military Affair

Barbie was a doll of whims,
And Ken was multibillionaire,
She loved G.I. Joe but married Ken.

She wore diamonds and precious gems,
And G.I. Joe was her military affair,
Barbie was a doll of whims.

Every year Ken bought a new Mercedes Benz,
Because Barbie liked to drive around Time Square,
But she loved G.I. Joe instead of Ken.

Barbie got pregnant and told her friends,
She had cravings for anchovy pears,
And they knew she was a doll of whims.

Barbie gave birth to a pair of twins,
The paternity test revealed her affair,
One was fathered by G.I. Joe and the other one by Ken.

Now Joe and Ken are the best of friends,
While Barbie sets at home playing solitaire,
Barbie was a doll of whims,
She loved G.I. Joe but married Ken.