Vlad Blood

“Do we really have to do this tonight, Vlad?”

“Oh, quit your vining, Volfy, you know it is expected.”

“But I have this horrible itch! I must be allergic to something!”

“Verewolves aren’t allergic to anything, now stop making up excuses. Ve only have to do this once a year on Halloveen.”

“Alright, I’m gonna come clean with you. The reason why I don’t want to do this tonight is because I have a date with Raven Darkholme and…”

“Vait a minute, is she not also known as Mystique and affiliated vith that bunch of mutants?”

“Well, yeah, but she knows how to shape shift into one foxy werewolf femme.”

“Volfy! Are you out of your mind? She is a mutant, a scientific screw up! She is not like us. Ve’re supernatural, Mother Nature’s atrocities. Not a creature created in a laboratory.”

“Now hold on you Batman-wanna-be! Frankie was created in a laboratory, yet we hang around with him on Halloween!”

“Umm, yes, vell, that is different.”

“How’s it different? If you can tell me how it is different, I’ll break my date with Mystique.”

“Give me a minute, I am still reeling vith the idea of you dating a mutant.”

“Well, don’t take all night.”

“Okay, Frankie vas created from corpses; the mutants are created using living people. He vas also created using lightening, how much more supernatural can you get than that? Vhile the mutants vere created with gene splicing and that is just not natural!”

“Ah, you’re right. Okay, I’ll break my date. Can I borrow your cell phone?”

“In another hour, it is still peak hours.”

“Damn, Vlad, anyone ever tell you you’re a cheapskate? Okay, I can wait.”

“Come, let us get going.”

“Where we going anyhow, Vlad?”

“To the Rialto Movie Theatre. Every Halloveen they play “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”. Ve are gonna bust that show up before they get to singing “The Time Varp”.

“You mean we aren’t going to hide behind bushes and stuff, scare the Trick-or-Treaters and steal their candy?”

“No, not this year.”

“Why not?”

“Vell, I tried out to play the part of Dr. Frank-N-Furter. I did not get the part. I think I did the part much better than that Tim Curry fellow. Now I just vant to get even.”

“Vlad, what was the real reason why you didn’t get the part?”

“This is so humiliating! I cannot pronounce W's!”

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