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Something In My Bowl Of Cheerios...Minus The "A"
This morning I woke up, got down the bowl Took down the box, opened it wide, When out of the box, there skittered this mole With hundreds of Cheerios chewed up inside. I wondered how it got there, this grey mystery With its long whiskers, tiny onyx eyes, It fell in my bowl, then looked up to me This miniscule pestilence ridden surprise. I thought I should do something, my tummy it lurched While this rodent, it peered from my bowl, So I bowed for the while, to the toilet church Then stood wobbling to confront yonder mole. When I got to the counter, the mole long since gone The Cheerios chewed, lying in pieces. I dumped the rest in the bin by the phone Then proceeded to sweep up mole feces.
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