Past Due Notice

This is your first past due notice.
You current payment has not been received.
If for any reason, payment cannot be made..

We're gonna jack with you twenty four hours,
We'll call you at home, at work and at play.
So get yourself ready for constant harrassing
Cause you can't pay....in a timely fashion.

This is your second past due notice
Your pissin' us off cause you ain't paid a dime.
If for any reason payment cannot be made...

Irritating you twenty four seven,
You know its our pleasure to make your life hell.
You're too far behind and we know you won't make it.
You bet your last dollar....we're coming to take it.

You're a dead beat. You're a loser.
You're a slacker. And you're a boozer.
You can't pay the piper, Peter or Paul.
You can't pay attention. You can't pay at all

Anything at all....Anything at all.. You can't pay at all.

This is your final, final notice.
Your credit is ruined, your life is a joke.
If for any reason, payment is in the mail,
I don't believe you.

You're a deadbeat! You're a loser!
You're a slacker! And you're a boozer!
You can't pay the piper, Peter or Paul!
You can't pay attention. You can't pay at all...
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