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  >> Static Item >> Other >> Comedy >> ID #1069609  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
The Worst Valentines Poem EVER!!!
Written for the Acrostic Plus contest
Rated:
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Avg Rating: (21)
Vomit!!!!
Alot!!!!!!!
Loogies too*Sick*
Eeek!I think I'm gonna spew...
Nevermind~
Twas just a false alarm^
I think I'll go live
Near Grandpas farm*
Eeeek! I hate Valentine$ day
So much it makes me sick.

Doggonnit, lost my bonnet......
Again I want to say*disgusted*
Yehaa! I hate Valentines Day!!!!!!!!!



This poem was entered into "Invalid Item"  because I hate Valentines Day. If you *Heart* me, please rate this one *Star* so I have a better
chance of winning! Thank you!
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