Elves Vs. Leprochons

It wont be long until the war between the elves and the leprochons is too much for us to bear. We all know that it is inevitable. The major battle is coming soon. Where will you be when it happens? I know I'm gonna be safe in my rainbow proof shelter. The elves are very decpeptive. In their latest conference they told us about Santa's role in society as their care giver and teacher. This however is not true...We went to the north pole on our jetpacks to investigate and discovered that it was the complete opposite. We observed santa locked in a sleigh shaped cage, more disturbing was the fact they fed him milk and cookies for every meal of every day. For crying out loud. He gets one day off each year and we have to serve him guess what?....Milk and cookies!!! These elves are vicious. I also heard that they have been in contact with the cookie monster from Sesame street. he is giving them the inside scoop about the leprochons' latest plans to attack the north pole. In the last part of their confidential speech (which we snuck into by empolying a six year old looking for work)was the most disturbing. They are planning to attack the leprochons precisly as they are placing their pots of gold at the end of the next rainbow. The word on the street however is that the gnomes are on the leprochins' side and are willing to be their eyes and ears. Never the less we need to escape with as many laamahs as we can possibly carry with us. They just look cool. We will also need to stop the elves from attacking once and for all. We will need a pound of butter, seven spatulas, a pile of country music CD's, and lucky monkey paws. This is a serious matter and if no one will help me then....I'm running for the hills.