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What Rhymes With Olympics?
Written for the "Simply Horrible" poetry contest
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Tell me what rhymes with Olympics?
Fladimpics?
Rohimpics?
Or flaccid brown blimp tricks?

Or jumping up and down crazy old chimp tricks?
What about flint bricks?
Or crimp sticks?
Or limp pricks?

It could be godimplics?
Or Shemplics?
Or Hemplicks?
Or possibly, probably, might not be shrimpsticks?

If honestly one word would rhyme with Olympics,
My poet-esque muse would not be so Gimpnicks!




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