The Love of the Irish

“Are you kidding me?”

“No, I’m not.”

“You have been cheating on me with a freaking leprechaun? What the hell?”

“Don’t get mad baby, it’s just…”

“It’s just what? You like the taste of his lucky charms?”

“No, let me explain.”

“You like to kiss his Blarney Stone?”

“No, it‘s not that at all!”

“You like to dive into his pot of gold or hold his four leaf clover or…”

“Stop it! Calm down. Just listen to me for a minute. It was just something different. That’s all. It meant nothing. I mean, geesh, I didn’t even know they existed! I just thought it was a dwarf dressed up for St. Patrick’s day or something.”

“So you were drunk. Good excuse. They always use that one. Such a typical cheater.”

“It didn’t mean anything. He’s not even my type. You know I love you. I mean, that sexy body, those eyes, that smile.”

“Stop it. You don’t mean it.”

“Of course I do! What, you think I actually would leave you for a leprechaun? I mean, he’s cute, but that’s all. I don’t want a cute guy. I want a manly guy. Besides, you know I don’t like beards, and he has a big auburn one. It got in the way, and well…”

“Shut up! I don’t care!”

“Oh please, let me make this up to you. We can go to your favorite restaurant tonight. We can go see any movie you want. We can even… you know… even though I have a headache. For a leprechaun he sure does…”

“My god, you are obsessed with him or something!”

“Of course not. See, I love you. Doesn’t that feel good? You like when I kiss your neck right? And rub your muscles. Come on, you know you’re the only one for me. Can you forgive me? I promise it won‘t happen again. I won‘t even see him ever again. I won‘t go to that bar again.”

“Well…”

“Yes?”

“You think the leprechaun would be up for a threesome?”




Written for

ID: 941862   (Rated: 18+) The Dialogue 500: IT'S BACK, BABY!  Stories 500 words or less, written only in dialogue. New prompt for May 2012! by ~j

Prompt was: You discover your spouse sleeping with a Leprechaun.