Crowded Bus

Crowded bus, twas rush hour which wasn't a plus,
my whole body just felt filled with pus,
but mum told me to make no fuss.

Suddenly, nasty sensations in my tummy,
like my breakfast wanted to break free,
and it moved up, so suddenly.

So much spew was launched, oh it truly wasn't fair.
There it was all over this lady's pretty hai- ai- ai- air!

Crowded bus, twas rush hour which wasn't a plus.
Yes, that lady sure did make a fuss.
Oh spewed on, smelly, crowded bus...



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This is Intentionally Bad Poetry written for Round 3 of

ID: 1073490   (Rated: 18+) Spewlitzer Prize: IS CLOSED  CONTEST IS CLOSED UNTIL THIS SUMMER by Texas Belle

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The prompt: You must write about your most embarrassing moment using the Beatles song "Yesterday" as your model.

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Sorry, dear Beatles...

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