The CSI Tinies

The CSI Tinies

A is for Autopsy, to find cause of death,
B is for Balloons, used to sell Meth.
C is for Crime Scene, the source of the mystery,
D is for dead body, of course that's the key.
E is for Eads, George, such a hottie,
F is for forensics, used to process the body.
G is for GSR, that's "gun shot residue,"
H is for handcuffs that are shiny steel blue.
I is for investigation, finding evidence that's sound,
J is for Jackpot, and the head that dog found.
K is for killer, who leaves behind remains,
L is for Lady Heather, who is Mistress of her Domain.
M is for Murder, when a dead body is found,
N is for Nesting Dolls, two girls in the ground.
O is for O'Riley, a sergeant we've seen,
P is for Phenothalene, who the heck can spell "phenothalene?"
Q is for Q-tip, Griss swabbed on Greg's feet,
R is for residue, found on a sheet.
S is for spiders, that Grissom feeds,
T is for Tahoe, that the whole team needs.
U is for uniforms, who guard the scenes,
V is for Vegas, home to all sorts of fiends.
W is for Warrick, a jazz-playing honey,
X is for Xanex, on which Tina spends all her money.
Y is for Y-Chromosome, that makes guys a guy,
Z is for zingers, that Grissom lets fly.