I Hate Clowns

I HATE Clowns!!!

Clown, clown
Don’t take your pants down!
It would be too comical
And I might vomical.

Painted scary person,
Your act needs some rehearsin’
When you honk upon your nose
I soil my Panty hose.

Don’t come near me with your phallic baloon
You grease painted goon
Don’t squirt me with your flower,
Or in the corner I will cower.

Clowns give me the creeps
Like cloning sheeps
Clowns make me cry
Like a sty in my eye.


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