day I'm a hero

I just got done working out in the gym and I was looking ripped and wearing my muslce shirt so of course I got lots of looks from the ladies and I was attracting crowds. And I walked down the busy street and I saw this 2 guys arguing and one thug looking guy said "I want your money or die" and the other guy started walking away across the street. So the thug pulls out a gun and he says "I guess you wanna die from two to the head." and he fired.

The other guy was stunned and he looked at his hand that wiped his head and there was blood. So I ran up to the thug and I said "So you like to pick on people for money? Here pick on my fists for FREE!!!" and I hit him square in the face and he flew like 8 feet through the air and passsed out completely cold. Then I turned my attention to the guy that got shot and I used CPR and treatment on him and basically saved his life though he died like a few hours later.

I pinned the thug down until the police got there and they thanked me. Some newspaper reporters showed up and got many pictures of me and I looked totally ripped. The mayor tried to give me a huge reward for being a hero and I said "No thanks because it's all in a day's work."