Eye in the Back of Our Head

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a third eye? I have and here some of things that we could do if we had a third eye - particularly one in the back of our head. If we had an eye in back of our head, we could catch that person behind us making fun of us. You know, "mr. funny" - the one that you can feel behind you "f---k---" with you, but when you turn around to give him that look, he, his friends, and everyone in the place pretends like he wasn't "f---king" with you, but you know that he was, but you can't prove it, so of course, all you can do is stand there and look like a fool while he and his friends all look innocent.

Having an eye in back of our head could help all of us gals who wanted to look at that gregorous hunk of a man who we just saw cross the street, you know the one who we thought had gone in the opposit direction, but much to our delight and surprise, we discover that he's walking behind us. Now, instead of turning our head ever so often to look at "mr. gorgeous" and risk looking stupid, we could look at him with our eye, and no one would be the wiser.

Another good reason why an eye in the back of our head would be good is when test taking time came around at school. We could easily cheat on that math test. For example, a student is sitting behind us in math class, and the teacher knows that the eye is there, but he or she trust that we'll do the right thing and not look at the person's test answers with our eye, but of course, we don't do the right thing. Our natural instincts would kick in, and we would look at the person's test answers with our eye, and of course we would get an "A." on our exam, why, because the teacher trusted us and because we looked at the person's answers with our eye.

A fourth good reason to have an eye in the back of our head is for safety reasons. For example, say that we're walking home at night from work or from visiting a friend or relative, we would always know when someone with bad intentions began to follow us. Oh, no wait, with an eye in the back of our head, that person would probably steer clear of us because he would be able to see that we see him and that we are definitely watching him, and his every move with our eye. Hopefully, he would have the decency to do the right thing and leave us alone!

Finally, if we had an eye in the back of our head, we could also through the sense of sight, love all those walking or sitting behind us!