Sheep

The sheep were in the meadow
Looking for a bite
Freddie came to feed them
And they all took off in fright

He chased them 'round the meadow
Trying to catch them all
Not looking where he's running
On sheep shit he did fall

The sheep ran as he lay there
Never to return
He cried out, "Please come back, guys.
My lesson I have learned!"

The sheep they all ignored him
They didn't like his kind
He had a nasty temper
And a perverted little mind

They took off for a nearby farm
Hoping to find a home
Leaving the kinky shepherd
Lying all alone

Freddie cried all night and day
Wishing they'd come back
He loved them each and every one
Especially in the sack