Mr. Cur Button

Mr. Cur Button
was always cuttin'
other people's hair.

He would take his scissors
to people's whiskers
without even a care.

He would turn his detail
on anyone's ponytail
even without a dare.

So what can we do?
Perhaps steal his shoe!
Maybe that would make it fair.

We could make a deal
so he'd slip on a banana peel
all the way down the stair.

I think what we'll do,
because it seems most true,
is take his scissors and chair.

Then we can make him sit
just like he'd make us commit
and we'll cut his hair.