The Views Great but the Benefits Package

THE VIEWS GREAT BUT THE BENEFITS PACKAGE SUCKS

What a rack
Firm
Round
Enticing
A truly beautiful sight to behold
And behold I will

She bends over
Seems she’s forgot her underwear
I wonder if she’s even realised
Maybe I should fill her in
Oh yes
Now that would be good

Excuse me my dear
Would you mind taking some dictation for me
I’ve got something important I need to give to you
Are you available?
You are
Perfect!

This may take a while
You’re not in a hurry
That’s great
Please sit down
With long legs crossed I notice
Nice shoes
Yes I’d love a closer look
Now that was a lovely flash

So tell me dear
Have you worked here long?
You’re new
Fresh blood
I think I could fast track you a promotion
You interested?
You are
Close those blinds a little my dear and I’ll tell you more

I do find these clothes a little restrictive dear
Would you mind lending me a hand
Aren’t you a gentle little thing
Good to know I can call on you to help me out
Please
Let me return the favour
Well well
You do seem wet

Seems you would make the perfect personal assistant
Just one more thing
How are your oral skills
Communication is vitally important after all
Oh you’d like to show me
That’s fine go ahead
Hmm
Very good
Very good
Eager aren’t you
I like that

Hey be careful there
Hey now be careful dear
Dear…
Hey…
BANG!

Why do they always have to go too far
Stupid bitch and she was doing so well too
Well she’s still warm at least
And it would be a shame to waste such a tight little thing

Buzz

Mrs Ackerman
Hold all my calls