Paul Simon's Earlobes

Everybody has earlobes,
Little appendages of skin,
Attached to the head,
With no need for chagrin.



Paul Simon, however,
Talelented by score,
Has little to no appendage,
Where he should have earlobes.



Even as a youth,
Back when he had hair,
You could barely see them,
Pictures with ears are rare.



But Senator Paul Simon,
Distinguished man of state,
Was at the front of the line for ears
When the rocker was running late.

No implications to be made,
It's just a bit of hanging skin,
It doesn't really matter for much;
It all depends on your kin.