I Forgot!

Length: 1 min
Type: comedy
Character: male
Age: 20 and up
Setting: his home, and the bus


Okay, let me make sure I've got everything. Stove is off, good. Kettle unplugged. Yes. Window is locked, very good. Iron, off. Good, good. Report for the ten a.m. meeting. Got it. Glasses, check. Wallet. Got it right here. Cell phone. Charged up. Good. I'm ready then.

Wait. Did I check the stove? I better go check once more. Stove off! Kettle. Unplugged! Window, locked. Iron. Off. Report? Where's that report? Oh. In my briefcase. Whew. Cell phone, got it--is it charged? Yes. Wallet, glasses. I'm good to go!

Walking down street and sees a pretty girl. Does a double take and whistles. Sits on bus, move as if bus is moving along.

Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something? Stove, kettle, iron, window, report, glasses, wallet, cell. Nope, guess all is well.

Mime pulling the bell for stop, smile at driver as you disembark. Whistle happily, then pause.

Why do I still feel like I forgot something? Stove, kettle, iron, window, report, glasses, wallet, cell. Stove, kettle, iron, window, report, glasses, wallet, cell. What am I forgetting . . .

Tries the door at office building. It doesn't open.Slaps forehead.

Oh, I forgot it's Saturday!

or

I forgot to lock the door!