Muffy and the Summer Day

Summer is
(as most creatures know)
A rather hot time of the year
Unfortunately, Muffy is not most creatures
Muffy has very little in common with other creatures
I think she deserves her own species
The Muffilus
Anyway, back to summer
It's been very hot lately
And if my dear Muffy had any sense
She would try to stay cool
By lying in the grass
Or the garden
Or the porch
But Muffy
For reasons that I do not understand
Likes to lie in the garage
Where
(last I checked)
It was 106 degrees
(that's kind of hot)
People tell me that good pet owners put their pets inside on days like today
But trying to take Muffy inside
Would be like trying to take a chainsaw inside
While the chainsaw is running
Only it would be more bloody
Because in a fight of Muffy versus a chainsaw
The chainsaw wouldn't stand a chance
So Muffy stays in the garage
And I feel like a really bad pet owner
I hope she doesn't die
That would make me feel bad
I wish Muffy had more sense
Or... any sense at all
It's really hot here