Raven

I always wondered if we were the smartest creatures
I did until I met a bird named Claven
He had some special features
He was a full-grown Raven

He talked about how he had always hated the ones on two feet
Then Claven started chewing on a piece of gum
He always talked pretty fast, but clearly
He did not talk wearily

So, now I know the truth
I can handle it
This bird named Claven
He was the smartest Raven.