Bubble Girl

"Bubble Girl"

         Hi Lexi.
         Hi John!
         Do you wanna play some poker?
         Sure John!
         Join in...

I'm the bubble girl, in the poker world
Chips of plastic, they're fantastic!
You can guess my plight : I play exactly right
I am just unable, to make the final table
Come on Lexi, you play sexy!

I'm a blind, bubble girl, in a man's poker world
Give me chips, stack'em high, I'm your Clonie
You're my clown, take it down, feel the power of bluff,
call me here, raise me there, spanky spanky...
You can raise, you can play, if you say: "But they were suited!"

         (uu-oooh-u)

I'm the bubble girl, in the poker world
Chips of plastic, I think they're stack-tastic!
You can make my night, though I play very tight
I am just unable, to make the final table

         Come on Lexi, play the next one! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
         Come on Lexi, you're the best, hun! (uu-oooh-u)

Make me bold, make me fold, take all of my chips.
I can act like I don't care, pursing tightly my lips.
Come jump in, lucky friend, let us do it again,
Bet a lot, steal the pot, take it while it's hot.
You can raise, you can play, if you say: "I've got pockets!"
You can raise, you can play, if you say: "I've got rockets!"

         Come on Lexi, play the next one! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
         Come on Lexi, you're the best, hun! (uu-oooh-u)

I'm always bubble girl, in this poker world
Made of plastic, this chair makes my ass stick!
Yes, despite my plight, I still play every night
I am just unable, to make the final table

         Come on Lexi, there's no trouble! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
         Come on Lexi, you won't be bubble! (uu-oooh-u)

         Oh, I'm having such bad luck!
         Well Lexi, we're starting another round.
         Oh, I think this game sucks!